People jokes
Once I sucked my mum's titties. Most adopted people won't know about that.
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
Brian was shopping at a mall. He hopped onto an escalator. Next to him were two people having an argument. Eventually, one of them pulled out a pocket knife threatening to stab the other. Brian murmured "Well, that escalated quickly..."
People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!
1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
I'm throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants.
Let me know if you can't cum.
Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.
Hey guys, so we have a friend group and we need followers and people! So far it's me and Royal. If you want to join just comment why and you're in unless people have reasons to not want you!
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
There was a guy called John.
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
Gay people would suck at war.
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.
People, please check out Tenya's jokes. Girl, love, cheetah, blue jokes!
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!
To Gwen and Freshfry: Hi Gwen and Freshfry, you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. You are the people who I look up to. People are mean to us because I am adopted. Thank you for all of your support!
Leukophobic people don’t have sex. Leukophobia is the fear of white.
At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.
And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.