People jokes

I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.

The parents used to hit him.

His parents got into a car crash and died.

He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"

What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.

Leukophobic people don’t have sex. Leukophobia is the fear of white.

Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.

She got mad and ate the bus!

At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.

And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.

Why did people bully the burning circuit?

It was too short.

How do you make Alabama cookies?

Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.

I don't understand why people hide under their blankets. It's not like the killer's gonna be like, "I'm gonna kill-....ahh man he's under his blanket."

Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."

Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There's no menu. You get what you deserve!

Fuck you, German kids, especially [those who are] alive.

Why are there gates on a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get inside. Lol

People want to be nice to each other because they only have one life, and they want to live it well.

Sucks to be them. I'm a cat.

Abdi and Tunde are real.

Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.

Why do people adopt orphans?

They get cash.

Four big guys.

You will never see a redneck opposing a war.

He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"

Why can’t you private text someone in a community?

Because a community has more than two people.