People jokes
Two people walk down the road. One says to the other, "Mitch, we passed Weight Watchers 2 minutes ago." He responds, "Jake, the noodle shop is just here. You've been carrying that sh*t on your head for 14 years!"
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
People are like bean burritos. You can eat them EVERY DAY, but you'll never run out.
Emo people totally suck!
How did two retarded people get ran over in one second?
They're my friends.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
I despise lumberjacks. They are always barking up the wrong tree, all bark and no bite.
They just need to leaf people alone or stick with something nicer.
Some people ask why jokes exist. I say, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much, they have sex, and they make another one of you.
I'm just happy no idiots are calling these people fat-phobic.
Clarie: I don't even care if it was a joke he made on me, you and Karlen, and if you think I'm getting over it, then you must have an oatmeal for a brain.
Jordan: Clarie ... you are so sensitive when she tells a little joke about you, me, and Karlen.
Clarie: It was painful!
Jordan: Who cares? I laughed. Ben is not a bad person, okay, calm down.
Clarie: Ben is a bad person. We are making friends with a bully/thug, but you say that he is not a "bad person", my mom is going to kill me if she finds out that I am hanging out with those kinds of people!
Jordan: Then don't tell her! Listen, I need you, give Ben a chance! Please?
Clarie: Shush, Karlen is coming!
Karlen: Hey guys, that Ben guy for sure has a way of saying words, I wish I could hurt him!!
An old man saw the TikTok trend of people throwing it back. The old man wanted to do it with his wife. The man set up everything needed and did the video. He threw it back first, then his wife, but instead of an old lady, it was ashes.
Don’t suicide! Please don’t, it’s horrible, and you will hurt so many people that love you.
That’s why no one will be hurt.
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
Well, I was gonna make a joke about drunk people, but that would be good for the health.
People need to stop taking life so seriously. After all, no one gets out alive!
What do fire and people have in common?
They will both eventually die out.
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."