People jokes
People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!
1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
There was a guy called John.
Memes
I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.
Gay people would suck at war.
Hey guys, so we have a friend group and we need followers and people! So far it's me and Royal. If you want to join just comment why and you're in unless people have reasons to not want you!
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
Leukophobic people don’t have sex. Leukophobia is the fear of white.
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!
At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.
And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.
I don't understand why people hide under their blankets. It's not like the killer's gonna be like, "I'm gonna kill-....ahh man he's under his blanket."
Why are there gates on a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get inside. Lol
Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There's no menu. You get what you deserve!
Abdi and Tunde are real.
Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.