Snack Bar jokes

When we were visiting the Hoover Dam, I started to get a bit hungry. I asked my parents, "Where's the dam snack bar?"

Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.

Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar?

He said "¡Hola snack bar!" ¡Hola means hello in Spanish.

I heard a joke about chocolate bars, and it wasn't that funny. So I just snickered.

Being an orphan isn't all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family-sized.

Happiness is like food, not everyone gets it.

I heard a joke about candy bars, but it wasn't very funny, so I just snickered.

Like this if you are a single Pringle like me.