Dark Humor

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Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop an 12

Car

A Pedophile pulls up to little Jonny, lowers his window and asks, “hey little boy, if I give you a Lolly will you come in my car?” Little Jonny, “give me the whole packet and I’ll come in your mouth”

Common

Stubby

what dose a pedophile and a light switch have in common

They both get turned on by children

Parent

Herbert The Pervert

You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?

because who are they gonna tell? not their parents.

Found

Anonymous

have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?

  • he robbed children of their innocence

Darkness

Orphan yeeter 2000

What is one good thing about pedophiles?

they drive slow in the school zone

Win

Why don’t pedophiles win races? They like to come in a little behind.

Common

Anonymous

What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?

Are you ready kids?

Girlfriend

R.....ed Cow

My girlfriend called me a pedophile. That’s a big word for a six-year-old…

Means

Anonymous

When a kid says “I’m a pedophile” it means that he has a crush on one of his classmates.

When an adult says it; he is accused as a rapper.

Twin Towers

Anonymous

What is the similarities of a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?They both came from behind and crushed them.

Offensive

TheBackBum

What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?

Free delivery.

Delivery

Anonymous

What is a pedophiles favorite part about Halloween?

Free delivery

Delivery

Mail man tom

What is a pedophiles favorite part about Halloween? Free delivery

Rabbit

Un-anonymous

what do a turtle and a pedophile have in common they both try to get there before the hair does.

Hole

Anonymous

What kind or file turns a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A pedophile.

Candy

Wilklord 666

Q: What’s a pedophiles favorite type of candy? A: Loli-pops.

Darkness

Wilklord 666

What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common? They both like to hide in dark places, Look creepy, And like to lure small creatures

School

Anonymous

What’s one good thing about a pedophile?.. they drive slow in school zones

Van

Anonymous

What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear? White Vans!!