Jokes About Pedophiles
A pedophile was holding a bag of chocolates and then approached a little girl at the park. "Hey little girl! If you give me a teeny-tiny kissy-kiss on the tip of my wee-wee, I'll give you a piece of my chocolate! The little girl replies, "If I suck your whole cock, can I have the whole bag?"
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white? Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
2 guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. Cop taps the window, window rolls down. "goodevening gentlemen, we're looking for 2 pedophiles."
Guy quickly closes the window. 10 seconds later he lowers it again and says: "Ok, we'll do it."
I have a question, does aging affect corpses too? just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
Say what you will about pedophiles. At least they drive slowly through school zones.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?
A minor
Why do pedophiles always lose a race?
Because they cum in a little behind.
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
My wife called me a pedo that's a big word for a 6 year old
The daughter of an incestuous pedophile goes into the living room where he is watching TV and asks him if she can borrow the car that evening. "Sure honey! If you suck my dick! So she gets down on him but something is wrong. She pops her head up and says: "Dad! This tastes like shit!" "Oh yeah, I forgot" says the father "I already gave your brother the car for tonight."
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died
2) Where did all the orphans go!
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
If you hate pedophiles, grow up.
Whatβs the worst part of being a pedophile? Getting the blood out of your clown suit
what do you call a sneaky child molester?
incogpedo
Why is it so hard to choose between buying a Subaru or a Volvo? Because youβre deciding whether you want to look like a rapist or a pedophile
What is a pedophiles favorite piano note?
A Minor
