Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop an 12
A Pedophile pulls up to little Jonny, lowers his window and asks, “hey little boy, if I give you a Lolly will you come in my car?” Little Jonny, “give me the whole packet and I’ll come in your mouth”
what dose a pedophile and a light switch have in common
They both get turned on by children
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
because who are they gonna tell? not their parents.
have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?
- he robbed children of their innocence
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
they drive slow in the school zone
Why don’t pedophiles win races? They like to come in a little behind.
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
My girlfriend called me a pedophile. That’s a big word for a six-year-old…
When a kid says “I’m a pedophile” it means that he has a crush on one of his classmates.
When an adult says it; he is accused as a rapper.
What is the similarities of a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?They both came from behind and crushed them.
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
What is a pedophiles favorite part about Halloween?
What is a pedophiles favorite part about Halloween? Free delivery
what do a turtle and a pedophile have in common they both try to get there before the hair does.
What kind or file turns a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A pedophile.
Q: What’s a pedophiles favorite type of candy? A: Loli-pops.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common? They both like to hide in dark places, Look creepy, And like to lure small creatures
What’s one good thing about a pedophile?.. they drive slow in school zones
What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear? White Vans!!