A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says "Hey Jim!"
what is a pedophiles favorite song?
Jerking off in A minor.
What’s the relashinship between a pedofile and a light bulb, the both meant for dark rooms
What do you call a pansexual pedophile? Jesus
Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they're all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there's no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”
Jimmylikeskids4
What is a pedophile's favorite job?
The mall santa.
What's the hardest thing about being a pedophile?
Just trying to fit in.
Why did the child cross the road? To get to the church. Knock-Knock. Who's there? The Priest... Lets go to my office, because I'm totally not a pedophile.
what did the pedophile say to the kid. "roses are red ,my name is dan ,i have a gun get in the van"
Age is just a number,
Jail is just a room.
Tyler
What do you call an all-you-can-eat buffet for a pedophile? A school bus.
What's the most between my uncle and ance? My ance waited until I was 14 to come on my face.
Q: How can you tell that a pedophile likes music?
A: He rapes D minor.
Why do pedophiles never cum first. Because they like to cum in a little behind.
Kids are like a box of chocolates they taste so good and u never know what u are going to get
No such thing as peados.... it’s all nonce-sense!
What type of file do you need to turn a 14 centimeter hole into a 40 centimeter hole
A pedophile
why do pedos like to lose races? because they like to cum on a little behind
