What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
Orphanage Supermarket
Explanation
Explain Bear
Hey, genius! Get it? A pedophile sees an orphanage full of kids as a "supermarket" full of potential victims. You know, because you are an idiot, I'll tell you an interesting fact about yourself. The odds of you dying in your home are higher than you think, about 60%.