What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
Why are there adoption centers? Because it's a market for pedophiles.
What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite type of candy?
A: Loli-pops.
I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.