Q: What is the difference between Austin Matthews and a priest?
A: One looks like a pedophile and one is a pedophile.
Pedophile Jokes
EatDatPussy445, aka Deyione Scott-Wilson Eason, aka Bryant Turman Emerson Moreland, is a pedophile, and he is in Las Vegas right now. Go, go, go, catch him!
How do pedophiles get kids to suck their d**k?
They spray paint it like candy 🍬.
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
Why are there adoption centers? Because it's a market for pedophiles.
A pedophile pulls up to little Jonny, lowers his window and asks, "hey little boy, if I give you a lolly, will you come in my car?" Little Jonny replies, "Give me the whole packet and I’ll come in your mouth."
What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
Have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?
- He robbed children of their innocence.
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
When a kid says, "I'm a pedophile," it means that he has a crush on one of his classmates.
When an adult says it, he is accused as a rapper.
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
What is the perfect job for a pedophile?
A physical doctor for kids.
How can you be friends with a pedophile that's a musician?
B minor.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite type of candy?
A: Loli-pops.
I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.
