Pedophile jokes
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
I just saw people writing "Zoophile," "Ailurophile," and "Dendrophilia" in their bios. I thought this was cool, but when I wrote "Necrophile" and "Pedophile," I don't know why people started hating me as if I did something wrong. I was just trying to be cool like them, man.
If I'm racist for voting Trump, then you're a pedophile for voting Biden.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”!
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead pedophile? Nothing.
Q: What is the difference between Austin Matthews and a priest?
A: One looks like a pedophile and one is a pedophile.
EatDatPussy445, aka Deyione Scott-Wilson Eason, aka Bryant Turman Emerson Moreland, is a pedophile, and he is in Las Vegas right now. Go, go, go, catch him!
How do pedophiles get kids to suck their d**k?
They spray paint it like candy 🍬.
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
Why are there adoption centers? Because it's a market for pedophiles.
A pedophile pulls up to little Jonny, lowers his window and asks, "hey little boy, if I give you a lolly, will you come in my car?" Little Jonny replies, "Give me the whole packet and I’ll come in your mouth."