A Pedophile pulls up to little Jonny, lowers his window and asks, “hey little boy, if I give you a Lolly will you come in my car?” Little Jonny, “give me the whole packet and I’ll come in your mouth”
what dose a pedophile and a light switch have in common
They both get turned on by children
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
because who are they gonna tell? not their parents.
have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?
- he robbed children of their innocence
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
When a kid says "I'm a pedophile" it means that he has a crush on one of his classmates.
When an adult says it; he is accused as a rapper.
What is the similarities of a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?They both came from behind and crushed them.
Q: What's a pedophiles favorite type of candy? A: Loli-pops.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
What do pedophiles and Sandy Hook have in common?
Shooting up schoolchildren.
Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race. What is the order of finish?
1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way. 2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind. 3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.
Roses are red Violets are blue I know a pedophile And he says he knows you
I like my boo like I like my packages straight out of the box
A white dad,a priest and a rhabi all run out a burning school and the dad says “what about the kids” and the rhabi reply’s to him saying “fuck the kids” and the priest says “think we got enough time”
See you later crocodile In a while pedophile
Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they don't shoot up schools.
What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?
Sexy kids.
if there is a hair, the meat is ruined
