Pedophile

Pedophile Jokes

Dead Baby

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?

Must be more than 13, because my basement is still dark.

Jimmy Savile

I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.

Micheal Jackson

Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."

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  • Part

    What's the best part of being a pedophile? You will never have a wife.

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  • Profession

    What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.

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  • Nutcracker

    What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?

    "Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"

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  • Surname

    Ever wonder where people got their surnames? Mr. Baker was probably a baker. Mr. Butcher was probably a butcher. And then there was Mr. Dickinson...

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