Pedophile

Pedophile jokes

Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?

A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.

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  • Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?

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  • All Mia needs to destroy the evil young girl in Resident Evil 7 Biohazard, was using a pedophile instead of serum.

    OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.

    But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.

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  • How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?

    Must be more than 13, because my basement is still dark.

    I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.

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  • Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."

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  • What's the best part of being a pedophile? You will never have a wife.

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  • What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.

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  • What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?

    "Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"

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