Then: You want free candy?
Now: You want free Wi-Fi?
Then: You want free candy?
Now: You want free Wi-Fi?
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.
What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?
"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"
Greg fucking steals toes!
What's a pedophile's favorite place to go in?
Kum and Go.
My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That's a big word for a seven year old.
Who make hard candy for the kids?
Solve.
Max likes his girls like he likes his wine. 7 years old and locked in his basement.