Say what you will of pedophiles, but you can't ignore their problem with immature ejaculation
Why do pedophiles go to a nursery?
Early access.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6 year olds?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage
Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone, you ugly two-faced hypocrite.
Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don’t like ugly peasants.
Man: Your hair colour is fabulous. Woman: I hate your hair colour, though.
Man: You look like a dream. Woman: Then open your ugly eyes and stop sleeping, hypocrite!
Man: I can tell that you want me. Woman: Yes, I want you dead.
R.I.P
Man: Hey, baby, what’s your sign? Woman: F*** you, pedophile!
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services for pedophiles.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down, you little peasant.
Man: What’s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Every other woman I see looks ugly. Bleuch! Woman: How dare you!
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore. I saw you playing with boxes in the store room and saying "I AM KING OF THE WORLD!"
I guess age is just a number but in your boyfriends case a personal preference.
"you gotta bleed before you teeth" - Santa Claus
A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight." He was a priest.
I give props to pedophiles
they always go slow in the school zones
A Pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly the man answers I dont wake up the kids.
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.
In a white van.
Statistically 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. But not me, I live next to a 10 year old boy with a fat ass.
22 remember that 18 year old girl I set u up
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Why not To old
What are the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.
My girlfriend is 19 and I'm 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant, but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.
It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary.
How many times can 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out.
Your dad never needed a van for you.
Me: "I like kids."
Whats the difference between a pc and a 6 year old, i dont have to clean out my pc
I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
Do you know why I hate pedophiles?
They are fucking immature kids!
