sans: why didn't the skeleton go to the party papyrus: because he looked like me sans: sure
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party : He had nobody to go with
What happened the night Stephen Hawking came home wasted? Nothing.. wife couldn’t tell.
I went to a birthday party and told dad jokes
The jokes didn't go over well. I was asked to leave the orphanage
I was at a bar the girl said sex, sex free sex tonight when she really said 663629
Who hates going to a pizza party
A weirdough
What is a yellow dog Libertarian? A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it 🐕 🗽
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
Today I was asked what I wanted to be and I said I wanted to be a pinata bc I want to be hanged
What were the candles doing at a birthday party 🥳?
Getting lit.
why should you never talk to pie at a party? bc it goes on forever
It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday", then they want to give you a spanking.
What do old people have when they are sick.
A going away party.
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cook out?
A jump rope!
Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party.and it was lit
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight coz the parants ain't home
I went to a disco at a seafood restaurant the other day...
... And pulled a mussel
What did the tree wear to the pool party 🥳?
Swimming trunks.
Why do they never serve beer at a math party? - Because you can't drink and derive.