Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?
He was dead. You fool. You fell for my trick. I'm very heartless.
Oh wait.
You fool!
What happened the night Stephen Hawking came home wasted?
Nothing... wife couldn’t tell.
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
What were the candles doing at a birthday party?
Getting lit.
Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.
It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday," then they want to give you a spanking.
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians.
And they created The Green Party.
What do old people have when they are sick.
A going away party.
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!
What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing pin the tail on the donkey?
Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.
I was at a bar. The girl said, "Sex, sex, free sex tonight," when she really said, "663629."
On Halloween you better hide your candy, or else there will be a fella named Big Dick Randy.
Who hates going to a pizza party?
A weirdough.
Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party, and it was lit.
Go to soyjak.party for the funniest memes and soyjaks.
What is a yellow dog Libertarian?
A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it! 🐕 🗽
How do you start a dance party?
Go into the PTSD ward of an insane asylum and set off fireworks and watch the magic unfold.
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
What did the tree wear to the pool party 🥳?
Swimming trunks.
