Party jokes
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.
There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight. I'm bringing a gun.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
Why did the Mushroom get invited to so many parties?
He was a fungi!
A black n***a crashes a neighborhood barbecue, bragging about his 'hood credentials' while hogging all the ribs and collard greens. The host calls him out, 'Yo, pay up or get out. Ain't no freebies here.' He laughs it off, 'Man, I run this block!' But the host's burly brother, who's been grilling the whole time, snarls, 'Wrong, fool. Time to settle the score.' He pins him against the picnic table, wraps a chain leash around his neck from the dog run, edges him with a vibrating basting brush slathered in hot sauce, and then plows his ass deep and hard, grunting, 'Now you're the main course, spicier than the jerk chicken!'
What is the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face for my birthday.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She choked.
So my friend's birthday was coming up, so I got him a new box to live in.
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?
He was dead. You fool. You fell for my trick. I'm very heartless.
Oh wait.
You fool!
Why do a pedophile love Halloween?
Free delivery.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
He had nobody to go with.
What happened the night Stephen Hawking came home wasted?
Nothing... wife couldn’t tell.
What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing pin the tail on the donkey?
Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.
I was at a bar. The girl said, "Sex, sex, free sex tonight," when she really said, "663629."
Who hates going to a pizza party?
A weirdough.
Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
What were the candles doing at a birthday party?
Getting lit.
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians.
And they created The Green Party.