Party jokes
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight. I'm bringing a gun.
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.
Why did the Mushroom get invited to so many parties?
He was a fungi!
A black n***a crashes a neighborhood barbecue, bragging about his 'hood credentials' while hogging all the ribs and collard greens. The host calls him out, 'Yo, pay up or get out. Ain't no freebies here.' He laughs it off, 'Man, I run this block!' But the host's burly brother, who's been grilling the whole time, snarls, 'Wrong, fool. Time to settle the score.' He pins him against the picnic table, wraps a chain leash around his neck from the dog run, edges him with a vibrating basting brush slathered in hot sauce, and then plows his ass deep and hard, grunting, 'Now you're the main course, spicier than the jerk chicken!'
What is the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face for my birthday.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She choked.
So my friend's birthday was coming up, so I got him a new box to live in.
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
He had nobody to go with.
Why do a pedophile love Halloween?
Free delivery.
Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?
He was dead. You fool. You fell for my trick. I'm very heartless.
Oh wait.
You fool!
Best way to trick your friends:
A brick falls out of a plane.
How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, put him in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open the door, take the poor elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
The animal kingdom is throwing a party, all the animals are there except for one, who? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge.
Sally needs to cross the river that is known to be filled with deadly crocodiles, but she crossed safely, how? Because the crocodiles are at the party, but Sally still dies after crossing the river, how? Because she was hit by the flying brick.
What happened the night Stephen Hawking came home wasted?
Nothing... wife couldn’t tell.
What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing pin the tail on the donkey?
Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.
I was at a bar. The girl said, "Sex, sex, free sex tonight," when she really said, "663629."
Who hates going to a pizza party?
A weirdough.
Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.
Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party, and it was lit.
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!