Party jokes
What is the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face for my birthday.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She choked.
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
He had nobody to go with.
Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?
He was dead. You fool. You fell for my trick. I'm very heartless.
Oh wait.
You fool!
Memes
What happened the night Stephen Hawking came home wasted?
Nothing... wife couldn’t tell.
Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.
It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday," then they want to give you a spanking.
What do old people have when they are sick.
A going away party.
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!
Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party, and it was lit.
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians.
And they created The Green Party.
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
What were the candles doing at a birthday party?
Getting lit.
Who hates going to a pizza party?
A weirdough.
Why did the autistic ice cream run away from the party?
She had a meltdown.
What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing pin the tail on the donkey?
Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.
I was at a bar. The girl said, "Sex, sex, free sex tonight," when she really said, "663629."
What is a yellow dog Libertarian?
A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it! 🐕 🗽
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.