There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight, I'm bringing a gun
I have parents
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
Why did the orphan die? He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did. His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die