I was at a bar. The girl said, "Sex, sex, free sex tonight," when she really said, "663629."
Misheard in a Bar
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about mishearing things. The dude thought the girl was offerin' some action, but she was just spittin' out a number, like maybe her digits. It's funny 'cause get your ears checked, dingus.
Blach66.1
Well at least you got her number