Party jokes
What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
Nothing, she was hung over.
How do you start a rave? Throw a flash bang into an epileptic children's ward.
Why did the emo leave the bar?
Because it was happy hour.
Now that I think about it, Jane Doe's story actually makes complete sense. If I were dumb enough to show up blackout drunk for a threesome at a frat party, it'd probably also take me 20 days of regret to realize that being raped is a way better look than a gang-bang straight off of Pornhub.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?
Because you need to planet.
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
A guy asks a girl to go to a dance. She agrees, and he decides to rent a suit. The rental has a long line, so he waits and waits, and finally he gets his suit.
He decides to buy flowers, so he goes to the flower shop. The flower shop has a long line, so he waits and waits, until he finally buys flowers.
He picks up the girl and they go to the dance. There is a long line into the dance, so they wait and wait.
Finally, they get into the dance, and the guy offers to get the girl a drink. She asks for punch, so he goes to the drink table, and there is no punch line.
What did the math teacher write on his party invitations?
Be there or B2.
I have a friend who's a suicide bomber. He's a blast at parties.
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
RIP K.
When they have a party, they're racist. When they hang out with Ys, they're mean.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
He had nobody to go with.
When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon.
And into a children's birthday party.
My lesbian neighbors and my sister gave me a Rolex for my birthday. I guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted a watch.
There was a man. He came home with his friends from the bar and man was he ever wasted! Their friends made sure to get him home safely. The next morning, he woke up and found blood all over his nightstand. He called his friends and asked for his alarm clock back.
A woman comes from a restaurant and ate a lot of beans.
When she gets home, her husband puts a blindfold on her and says not to take it off. The lady hears her husband leave the room and starts farting really loudly. When the husband comes back and takes off the blindfold, the lady sees 12 people with pegs on their noses singing happy birthday!
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged!
Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.