Party jokes

RIP K.

When they have a party, they're racist. When they hang out with Ys, they're mean.

Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?

Papyrus: Why?

Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!

Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged!

How do you plan a party in space? You have to planet.

Steven Hawking's Sesh Cave, entry 50p, guaranteed Budweiser and ecstasy. Maybe a gram of heroin. You'll most likely see a mental 90-year-old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.

Why did the booty go to the party?

It heard it was a "bash."

We are drunk at the party. There was an ass-ton of drunk girls there with me.

I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?

She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"

To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"

I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?

She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"

To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"

A woman comes from a restaurant and ate a lot of beans.

When she gets home, her husband puts a blindfold on her and says not to take it off. The lady hears her husband leave the room and starts farting really loudly. When the husband comes back and takes off the blindfold, the lady sees 12 people with pegs on their noses singing happy birthday!

Why did only blonds show up at Saturday's party during the Corona crisis?

Because their computers flashed, "Virus blocked!"

Which is the worst place to sit at in a wedding?

Between 2 buttcheeks.

What do gay girls order in a bar?

Pussy juice.

Hey guys, it's cake time!

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

"Echhh!"

Once the aliens was gonna have a party, they had to planet.

Once I had a cat. The cat liked human beverages.

One day I decided to throw a party. The cat went over to get some soda. There was a line. I told him that he needed to wait in line. The line was too long for the cat. Then he walked to the punch bowl. He saw that there was no punch line. Very much like this joke.

Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.

"Yo, Gabriella, any idea where our other friends are?"

I just overheard this but:

How do you make a party in space?

You planet.