Party jokes
RIP K.
When they have a party, they're racist. When they hang out with Ys, they're mean.
Your hairline receded like the girls did after the party.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
He had nobody to go with.
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
Nothing, she was hung over.
I have a friend who's a suicide bomber. He's a blast at parties.
There was a man. He came home with his friends from the bar and man was he ever wasted! Their friends made sure to get him home safely. The next morning, he woke up and found blood all over his nightstand. He called his friends and asked for his alarm clock back.
How do you organize a space themed birthday party?
You planet.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged!
Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball? Because he had no body to go with.
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he’s dead.
You idiot.
Ahmed is "bombuni guisisni" and Marcus is "bombardilo crocodilo" because Ahmed was late to the plane party and Marcus was first.
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
What did the tree wear to the pool party 🥳?
Swimming trunks.
What did the math teacher write on his party invitations?
Be there or B2.
How do you throw a surprise party at the hospital?
Throw a strobe light in the epileptic ward.
There is a party in my mouth, and your dick is invited.