Party jokes
A millionaire LOVES alligators and filled his pool full of alligators. One night he has a party and says, "Whoever can swim from one end to the other of the alligator infested pool unharmed will get a prize, my daughter or a million dollars." Some people line up but they are hesitant. One man gets in the water, swims from one end to the other unharmed, and went to the millionaire. The millionaire says, "Wow, I can't believe you did it! So what's your prize?" The guy says, "I don't care about the million dollars or your daughter, I just want to know who the b@$*ard was that pushed me in the pool!"
🎆 New Year's Eve
Lil Johnny👦: "Every year the same, people always have to start banging before midnight!"
Mom👱🏻♀️: "Johnny, would you please leave the bedroom now?"
Dad👨🏻🦰: "Son, if you don't leave, it'll bang on your head!"
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...
The parents aren’t home.
Why does the Democratic party want the Republican party to breed rabbits?
Because Democrats are tired of paying for raisins at the grocery store.
What do you call a party with 100 midgets? A little get together.
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I went to a birthday party and told dad jokes.
The jokes didn't go over well. I was asked to leave the orphanage.
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.
I’m not a hard drinker. I actually find it pretty easy.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
What’s an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
On Halloween you better hide your candy, or else there will be a fella named Big Dick Randy.
There is a party in my mouth, and your dick is invited.
Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.
Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball? Because he had no body to go with.
What did the panther say at the poker party?
I'd be lion if I said I was a cheetah.
What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?
A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.
I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...
Can you go as a horse for Halloween?
Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!
POV you are drunk and telling jokes and no one is listening 😭😭😭