Party jokes
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
What do angels serve at birthday parties in Heaven?
Angel food cake! 🎂🥳
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
Once the aliens was gonna have a party, they had to planet.
i have no comment
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball? Because he had no body to go with.
What is a cow's favorite party game?
Moo-sical chairs!
Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?
Because you need to planet.
How do you throw a surprise party at the hospital?
Throw a strobe light in the epileptic ward.
After every line, say “I’m a man.”
I went to the club. (I’m a man)
I met a girl. (I’m a man)
I took her to the bar. (I’m a man)
We got some drinks. (I’m a man)
I took her home. (I’m a man)
We got in bed. (I’m a man)
She whispered in my ear... (I’m a man)
When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."
Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
Because you can't drink and derive.
A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.
One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
Which is the worst place to sit at in a wedding?
Between 2 buttcheeks.
What did Cinderella do when she got the ball?
She gagged and took it like a champ.
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
Can you go as a horse for Halloween?
Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!
So my friend's birthday was coming up, so I got him a new box to live in.
Why were the mushrooms the cool guy at the party? Because he was a fungi.