Party jokes

Happy new year! 🥳

There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...

The parents aren’t home.

Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.

I’m not a hard drinker. I actually find it pretty easy.

What’s an orphan's favorite event?

Homecoming.

I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.

Because I am an orphan.

What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?

A high school pill party.

I got so drunk with the guys yesterday that when the Uber driver asked how many drinks I had, I said, "Yes."

I went to a birthday party and told dad jokes.

The jokes didn't go over well. I was asked to leave the orphanage.

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On Halloween you better hide your candy, or else there will be a fella named Big Dick Randy.

Why did the autistic ice cream run away from the party?

She had a meltdown.

There is a party in my mouth, and your dick is invited.

Why did the skeleton not go to the ball? Because he had no body to go with.

What did the panther say at the poker party?

I'd be lion if I said I was a cheetah.

What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?

A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.

The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.

There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight. I'm bringing a gun.

Why did the Mushroom get invited to so many parties?

He was a fungi!