How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight coz the parants ain't home
What did the tree wear to the pool party 🥳?
Swimming trunks.
Why do they never serve beer at a math party? - Because you can't drink and derive.
How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?
"Please get out of the pool."
So my friends birthday was coming up, so I got him a new box to live in.
how do you start a dance party? go into the PTSD ward of an insane asylum and set off fireworks and watch the magic unfold
How did Caillou quit his party?
He had to Cancer it.
What colour would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025
Orange bc their having a they/them baby
how do u make a tissue dance put a lil boogie in it ;)
did jesus die a virgin no he got nailed before he died
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? She gagged and moaned.
What is a cow's favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs!
How does the dog dance? He doesn't...he's dead
how do you get a party started in Africa
you put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping
You cant spell Funeral without fun.
Some people put zodiacs on everything They said they couldn’t go to the party bc of cancer
What’s micheal Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks
Why is it so hard to make a party on earth? Because you need to Planet.
My favorite toast for parties:
May I be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows I'm dead.
