Party jokes
I’m not a hard drinker. I actually find it pretty easy.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
I got so drunk with the guys yesterday that when the Uber driver asked how many drinks I had, I said, "Yes."
What’s an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
I went to a birthday party and told dad jokes.
The jokes didn't go over well. I was asked to leave the orphanage.
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.
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On Halloween you better hide your candy, or else there will be a fella named Big Dick Randy.
There is a party in my mouth, and your dick is invited.
What did Cinderella do when she got the ball?
She gagged and took it like a champ.
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball? Because he had no body to go with.
What did the panther say at the poker party?
I'd be lion if I said I was a cheetah.
What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?
A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.
There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight. I'm bringing a gun.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.
Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.
Why did the Mushroom get invited to so many parties?
He was a fungi!
What is the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face for my birthday.