I went to a birthday party and told dad jokes
The jokes didn't go over well. I was asked to leave the orphanage
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why did the skeleton not go the ball? Because he had no body to go with
What did the panther say at the poker party? I'd be lion if I said I was a cheetah.
What did hitler get for his 6th birth day???
A KEWsy burger and an easy bake oven
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to there head
There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight, I'm bringing a gun
Why did the Mushroom get invited to so many parties? He was a fungi
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Why Didnt The Skeleton Go To Prom?
He Was Dead. You Fool. You Fell For My Trick. Im Very Heartless-
Oh Wait
YOU FOOL-
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party : He had nobody to go with
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest, after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
What happened the night Stephen Hawking came home wasted? Nothing.. wife couldn’t tell.
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cook out?
A jump rope!
It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday", then they want to give you a spanking.
What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing Pin the tail on the donkey? Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.
Who hates going to a pizza party
A weirdough
What were the candles doing at a birthday party 🥳?
Getting lit.
I was at a bar the girl said sex, sex free sex tonight when she really said 663629
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians
And they created The Green Party
