Party jokes

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There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...

The parents aren’t home.

I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.

Because I am an orphan.

Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.

I’m not a hard drinker. I actually find it pretty easy.

I went to a birthday party and told dad jokes.

The jokes didn't go over well. I was asked to leave the orphanage.

What’s an orphan's favorite event?

Homecoming.

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What do you call a party with 100 midgets? A little get together.

Why did the autistic ice cream run away from the party?

She had a meltdown.

On Halloween you better hide your candy, or else there will be a fella named Big Dick Randy.

There is a party in my mouth, and your dick is invited.

Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.

Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.

Why did the skeleton not go to the ball? Because he had no body to go with.

What did the panther say at the poker party?

I'd be lion if I said I was a cheetah.

What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?

A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.

I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.

The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.

There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight. I'm bringing a gun.