Party jokes
🎆 New Year's Eve
Lil Johnny👦: "Every year the same, people always have to start banging before midnight!"
Mom👱🏻♀️: "Johnny, would you please leave the bedroom now?"
Dad👨🏻🦰: "Son, if you don't leave, it'll bang on your head!"
Happy new year! 🥳
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...
The parents aren’t home.
What do you call a party with 100 midgets? A little get together.
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On Halloween you better hide your candy, or else there will be a fella named Big Dick Randy.
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.
I went to a birthday party and told dad jokes.
The jokes didn't go over well. I was asked to leave the orphanage.
I’m not a hard drinker. I actually find it pretty easy.
What’s an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
Why does the Democratic party want the Republican party to breed rabbits?
Because Democrats are tired of paying for raisins at the grocery store.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
There is a party in my mouth, and your dick is invited.
Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.
Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball? Because he had no body to go with.
What did the panther say at the poker party?
I'd be lion if I said I was a cheetah.
What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?
A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.
I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...
POV you are drunk and telling jokes and no one is listening 😭😭😭
Can you go as a horse for Halloween?
Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!