What’s an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.
I’m not a hard drinker. I actually find it pretty easy.
Your hairline receded like the girls did after the party.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
I got so drunk with the guys yesterday that when the Uber driver asked how many drinks I had, I said, "Yes."
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
why did the skeleton not go the ball? Because he had no body to go with
What did Cinderella do when she got the ball?
She gagged and took it like a champ.
There is a party in my mouth, and your dick is invited.
What did the panther say at the poker party?
I'd be lion if I said I was a cheetah.
What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?
A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.
There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight, I'm bringing a gun
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.
Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.
Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.
Why did the Mushroom get invited to so many parties?
He was a fungi!
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
What is the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face for my birthday.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
He had nobody to go with.
Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?
He was dead. You fool. You fell for my trick. I'm very heartless.
Oh wait.
You fool!
