I’m not a hard drinker. I actually find it pretty easy.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
I got so drunk with the guys yesterday that when the Uber driver asked how many drinks I had, I said, "Yes."
What’s an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
I went to a birthday party and told dad jokes.
The jokes didn't go over well. I was asked to leave the orphanage.
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.
What did Cinderella do when she got the ball?
She gagged and took it like a champ.
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball? Because he had no body to go with.
There is a party in my mouth, and your dick is invited.
What did the panther say at the poker party?
I'd be lion if I said I was a cheetah.
What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?
A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.
There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight. I'm bringing a gun.
Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.
Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.
Why did the Mushroom get invited to so many parties?
He was a fungi!
What is the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face for my birthday.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She choked.
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
He had nobody to go with.
