Party Jokes

can we have a party in space? .... First we need to planet ;) get it plan it = planet

What song was played at the flatulent centenarian's birthday? Candle in the Wind!!

It would be fun they said... It was unsinkable they said...

My wife is a optimist our first night together she handed me a magnum xl condom. I didn’t know what to do so I made her a balloon animal 🎈 🦒

When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon..

And into a children's birthday party.

So my friends birthday is in a couple of day's, and I was wondering what to get him. He hangs out at my house a lot, so I suggested adoption papers'

I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help. Later that week I ran into them on the dance floor, one of them asked me if I wanted to dance I told her no, the other asked me if I knew what was cracking, I calmly said the floor.

Your mum is so due on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper

can u go as a horse for halloween? well if u do i cant wait to ride u

Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like: Jackson: CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION???

So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time

What do clams do on their birthday they shellbrate but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish

peoples music when friends are around : *rock*

when the are gone: "Come on vamonos, everybody let's go"

once we went to a light bulb party last night , YO it was freakin lit.

Me: roasts my annoying cousin. Everyone at the barbecue...

So me and my friend dressed as dead people for halloween only difference in costume was he was dead

Me, a Chinese woman and he BFF walked into a bar. I asked the Chinese girl for her number. She said, “Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!” I said, “Wow!" Then her friend said, “She means 666-3629.”

One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk and he says "I went to a party with my girlfriend and this random guy walks up to us and says can I borrow your girlfriend for a 30 minutes I say yes and he takes her up stairs. It was not only 30 minutes but a hour. When she came back down she was out of breath so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation.this happens about 3 more times that night. But as I was saying only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys 😊😇

I was in a bar in Italy, me and a hot chick got along, so I asked her for her number, I remembered that there was a pen in my pocket, but when I searched, it was nowhere to be found, I turned back then I saw Pessi running with it, shame on you Pessi for ruining my night! 😭