Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
Because you can't drink and derive.
When in Poland people go to a house party, and the atmosphere is bad, nobody is talking, they say: "Is there a German here?"
How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?
"Please get out of the pool."
So my friend's birthday was coming up, so I got him a new box to live in.
Best way to trick your friends:
A brick falls out of a plane.
How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, put him in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open the door, take the poor elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
The animal kingdom is throwing a party, all the animals are there except for one, who? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge.
Sally needs to cross the river that is known to be filled with deadly crocodiles, but she crossed safely, how? Because the crocodiles are at the party, but Sally still dies after crossing the river, how? Because she was hit by the flying brick.
Me and my friends were having a party the other day when some bitch came bitching about the noise. Thankfully, she was hot and had a nice ass, so it was enjoyable raping her.
The next day when I woke up, I found her body only half eaten. Her lower body was still intact, so I went for seconds to fuck off the hangover. Then I had breakfast. Her ass tasted good with some ketchup.
My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.
how do u make a tissue dance put a lil boogie in it ;)
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.
did jesus die a virgin no he got nailed before he died
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? She gagged and moaned.
How does the dog dance?
He doesn't... he's dead.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
Some people put zodiacs on everything.
They said they couldn’t go to the party because of cancer.
You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."
Can you go as a horse for Halloween?
Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!
Did you hear about that Muslim party?
It was a blast!
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
