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Car

I really like those "driverless cars." I saw loads of them last week in the car park.

Memes

Bus

Still on the back of the bus huh

The back of a city bus features a wrap-around advertisement with a portrait of Rosa Parks and the text "HONORING ROSA PARKS". Above the ad, the word "max" is printed twice.

Man

The image shows a split-screen. On the left, a man is being arrested by two police officers. On the right, there is a collapsed parking garage with cars scattered among the debris. The text overlay at the top reads, 'New York man arrested in connection of parking garage collapse after giving homeless people pickaxes and telling them there was a lost crack stash'.

World Trade Center

An image of the World Trade Center towers during the 9/11 attacks, depicting a large fiery explosion emanating from one tower and smoke rising from both. The text "indoor parking isn't working huh" is overlaid at the top of the image.

Account

The first part shows a tweet from the National Park Service stating: "You know it's cold outside when you go outside and it's cold." Below that is a reply from heychrisjones stating "Who is running this account?" The second part shows a reply from the National Park Service that contains an image. The image shows a marmot wearing a headset and sitting at a computer in an office setting.

Reference

When i was watching south park, this what happens...

A still from South Park, with a character dressed as Freddy Fazbear holding a severed hand, and the text "THE BITE OF 87 REFERENCE". Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh, and Kyle Broflovski are standing in the foreground, looking worried.

People

imagine making your own meme

The meme shows two images, a sign for "Vernon Valley Action Park" with a red circle around "Action Park", and then two images of Mr. Incredible. The first one is smiling and is labeled "People who don't know," the second one is distressed, and it's labeled "People who know..."

Friend

A person wearing a black long-sleeve shirt and khaki shorts stands on the street leaning forward in a stiff, slumped posture often referred to as the 'fent fold.' Cars are visible in the background in an urban street parking setting. White text overlaid on the image reads: 'Hitting the fent fold so I can save my friend a parking spot.'

Walmart

The image shows a fighter jet, an F/A-18 Hornet, on the deck of an aircraft carrier. A person in yellow directing gear, likely a plane director or 'shooter', is visible in the foreground, guiding the aircraft. The text overlay reads, 'The 6 year old at Walmart directing his morbidly obese mother while she parks her mobility scooter.'

Recreation

I really like

The image shows a stylized drawing of a man in a wheelchair. The text reads "I really like long romantic walks in the park."

Writer

A bearded man is writing in a notebook. Above him is text that says, "SCP writers writing an entry about a parking meter that causes the balls of everyone in a 200 meter radius to explode."

Sex

sus

Two comments by ashton parkes. The first comment at 5:01 AM reads: "y not u need my dick inside u first". The second comment at 5:28 AM reads: "when we have sex".

Ring

my gf engadgement ring i bought

A hand holds a red ring box open. Inside the box is an engagement ring with a blue center stone. The text "I AM LOVED." is printed on the inside top of the box.

Purpose

A person walks down a path where many ducks are gathered. The text overlay says, "I found my purpose in life. Duck King!"

Goose

A man in a military uniform with a black beret holding two guns. The text above the man reads "Me on my way to the local park to remind geese that it is man who is made in Gods image."

Bio

wait did caley date ashton this is her uwu crew bio

South Park

The image shows Cartman from South Park as a large, blob-like character with his iconic blue hat. The text overlay reads: "HAHA! SOUTH PARK PREDICTED YOUR MOM, HAHA!"

Romantic

I really like

The image shows an old fashioned illustration of a person in a wheelchair with the text "I REALLY LIKE LONG ROMANTIC WALKS IN THE PARK" in decorative font.

South Park

Me and my 3 friends be like :

The image shows four cartoon characters with big smiles next to a TV screen. The text above the images reads "ME AND THE GANG WATCHING SOUTH PARK BE LIKE". On the TV screen, the cartoon character Eric Cartman from South Park is visible.

Firefighter

i wanna be a firefighter when i grow up

A news article headline reads: "4-year-old Hazel Park boy fatally mauled by pit bull, mother hospitalized." Below the headline is a photo of a young boy wearing a fireman's hat. The article is from the Detroit Free Press, and mentions Frank Witsll as the author and publication dates.

Community

United Kingdom UK

At a park rn.

bombing the bomb (I kicked a child)

hello people and welcome to Jurassic park

Poll

I was talking to Royal and he said he was 1st gen on here. Got em thinking how we'd order the rest. So there the Gen List I made tell me if I should change it (when i say opal i mean since before all her alts were revealed). 1st gen - Been here since the start, E.G Royal 2nd Gen - before Ashton Parks E.G Chxl 3rd Gen - Inbetween Ashton and Opal E.G me 4th Gen - during Opals secert reign and and site dying off E.G Cup (I think(lwk cant think of anyone who wasnt an opal alt)) 5th Gen - any new accounts that have joined since the User Drought of WJE (WhatTheRizz)

Thoughts?