Park jokes

I can’t take my dog to the park anymore.

Why?

The ducks keep trying to eat him.

Why would they do that?

Because he’s pure-bread.

Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?

Kid: Sure.

Dad: Come on.

Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?

Dad: Go in.

One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.

To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.

Someone complimented me on my driving last week. They left a note saying, "Parking Fine!"

I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:

"You need to park a little closer."

You can get the park in the park with you if I have park in your car, and I will be there in a couple of hours. Would you be able to pick them out at your house, and I will pick you up, and I will be at your place at your convenience. I can get them in a little while. I’m at the park. Bye.

If you go broke, you could always rent parking garages on your huge ass forehead.

My girl asked me if I had seen a gorilla anywhere. I told her yes, I did see one a minute ago at the Central Park Zoo. He said if you don't behave, he will take you back to the jungle and have your ass abandoned for good.

"Did you hear about the flasher who exposed himself to two elderly ladies in Central Park? One had a stroke. The other couldn’t quite reach."

Your hairline goes farther back to Rosa Parks' seat.

You know why they call her Wonder Woman?

She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.

Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.

What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.

I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital.

Just to test their patients.

Why would you leave a damn gorilla out in the middle of the parking lot after you let the zookeeper bring a chimpanzee home from the zoo because me and the gorilla had too much to drink?

Why don't orphans go to the park?

Because their parents can't push them on the swing!

There was a man who had just moved from a foreign country. He just moved into his apartment and was watching his favorite TV shows. The first one was "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me," the second one was "forks and knives, forks and knives, all I use is forks and knives," and the last one was "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!"

There had been a murder in the area, and the man was walking in the park when a cop showed up and asked him, "Sir, have you seen this man?" and held up a photo. The man said "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me." The cop said, "Sir, what did you use?" and the man said "forks and knives, forks and knives, all I use is forks and knives." After that, the cop said, "Sir, I'm going to have to arrest you," and the man said "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!" The screen goes black, and all you can here "chk-chk. BANG"

There are more genders than there are cars in a Walmart parking lot.

Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the Skittles were, but she answered everything was black and white.