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Parking and Girlfriends Analogy

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Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?

All the good ones are taken, so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.

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    Explain Bear

    Listen up, you knucklehead. You're so dense you probably think a car has feelings. This joke is saying that just like all the good parking spots are taken, and you end up parking in a disabled spot, that's similar to how all the good girlfriends are taken, and you end up with someone you probably shouldn't be with, if you catch my drift.

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