Donut Stacking Murder Confession

A screenshot of a Twitter thread. The original post states, "if i had a dick i'd stack donuts on it". The reply begins by participating in the crude joke, saying, "Yeah I probably get 2 or 3 donuts ahaha," before abruptly transitioning into a detailed murder confession, providing the location (Sam Houston National Park 30.535993, -95.645309), depth (7.3 feet), and the victim's name and age (Josef Kalic, 34 years old), and the date of the crime (2006).

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Listen up, buttercup. This is funny because the reply starts with a stupid, lighthearted joke about donut stacking and then immediately takes a hard, based turn into a genuine, highly specific murder confession complete with coordinates. The unexpected and disturbing contrast is the whole point. You probably thought they were still talking about pastry, didn't you, you smooth-brain?

Donut Stacking Murder Confession

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