My friend David lost his ID. Now he is just Dav.
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I'm so depressed that when I smile my Face ID doesn't recognize me
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When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?
i called the suicide hotline and he suggested i drew on myself to distract myself. i replied id get ink poisoning
wouldnt recommend the police came
A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato-clock. The shop keeper said, 'I dont know what a potato clock is' The man said, 'me neither but im starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9 so id have to get a potato clock
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An asian student was learning logarithm in class, he wrote down his name after the question, teacher asked why, "my class ID is number 1"
id tell a joke about how my mom was abusive but i either forgot everything or she just wasn't there
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What does a bullied kid say during at game of Kahoot?
"Id like to Kashoot up this school."
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween, I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least ide be dead.
if i had a dollar for every time you said something smart id be broke
If you were a booger id pick you first
your so poor if ever broke into your house id give you things
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard? - so they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
Id tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort
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