Bio Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Pedophile

I just saw people writing "Zoophile," "Ailurophile," and "Dendrophilia" in their bios. I thought this was cool, but when I wrote "Necrophile" and "Pedophile," I don't know why people started hating me as if I did something wrong. I was just trying to be cool like them, man.

Memes

Classroom

The image depicts a cartoon-like figure, Link, from the video game series "The Legend of Zelda", standing in what appears to be a science lab. The text "LINK IN BIO" is printed on top of the image.

Kid

Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.

Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.

Pedophile

All Mia needs to destroy the evil young girl in Resident Evil 7 Biohazard, was using a pedophile instead of serum.

Memes

Boyfriend

wait did caley date ashton this is her uwu crew bio

Subway

Eye

I got something in my eye

A man is squinting with one eye closed and the other wide open. He has a strained look on his face. In the background, a whiteboard displays notes. On the left, paper projects are pinned.

Mfs

A man with glasses sits at a chessboard. The text says, "How mfs with 'you're probably here because I offended you' in their bio feel."

Plushie

A bedroom featuring a white bed with a black and white checkered sheet. On the bed, there are five plushies from the "Five Nights at Freddy's" video game series. A large print of Freddy Fazbear's head is on the comforter. The text overlay says, "LADIES, ONE AT A TIME".