Parking garage jokes

If you go broke, you could always rent parking garages on your huge ass forehead.

Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.

Could a parking garage also be called a broom closet?

What takes 10 parking spaces? Five women.

If you park your tow truck on the footpath, it'll get towed.

Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?

All the good ones are taken, so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.