Parking garage jokes

Could a parking garage also be called a broom closet?

Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.

If you go broke, you could always rent parking garages on your huge ass forehead.

A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds, "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."

What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one.

Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?

All the good ones are taken, so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.

Q: How come in airports, they park the planes outside?

A: They don't belong in buildings.

I parked in a disabled space today...

...and a traffic warden shouted to me, “Oi, what's your disability?” I said “Tourettes! Now fuck off!”