Parking garage jokes

Could a parking garage also be called a broom closet?

Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.

If you go broke, you could always rent parking garages on your huge ass forehead.

Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?

All the good ones are taken, so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.

A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds, "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."

What's the difference between my car and a hooker? I park my car in a garage instead of leaving it on the side of the road.

What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one.