Rosa Parks jokes
Your hairline's so far back even Rosa Parks refused to sit there.
Your hairline goes farther back to Rosa Parks' seat.
Your hairline's so far back, even Rosa Parks refused to sit in the back; it went all the way there itself.
Still on the back of the bus huh
Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the Skittles were, but she answered everything was black and white.
What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?
One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.
The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.
The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!
Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head.
-JFK
Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say "black paint" anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall?"
What’s black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Rosa Parks.
Lol.
Bus driver: Please give your seat to the white person.
Rosa Parks: Ok.