Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
What’s the difference between Rosa parks and Muhammad Ali?
One fought for freedom the other fought for fun
If you were to ask me: "Where would be the worst place to commit a crime?", I would say a multi-storey car park. Because if you think about it, it would be wrong on so many levels.
I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.
A young girl was playing in the park with her mother when she asked the question, "mummy what`s that building over there"? The mother looked at the prison, smiled and said "that's where the cotton pickers live.
I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked where’s your parents she said gone my dad when to go get the milk and never came back and I said oof
do you ever get that feeling where your just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots
That's the last time we park the tardis outside the portaloos at Glastonbury
Leo must be a PARKING TICKET... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME
My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much. But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter and she asked which one was my kid and I said I haven't decided yet
Why cant orphans go to a amusement park because they dont parents
Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.
If you park your toe-truck on the footpath it'll get toe-d.
you know that feeling when your going throught a school parking lot and go over a speed bump then you realize that there are no speed bumps
your mama so fat when she went o the baseball tournament she nocked everyone out of the park
So a mom and a dad are having sex, their daughter comes down and says, "mommy mommy, what are you doing?" The mom goes, "Uh, were making a cake, let's go back to bed." So she tucks her daughter in and says, "We will go to the park tomorrow." So the next day they go to the park and two teens are going at it in some bushes and the little girl goes,"mommy mommy, what are they doing?" And the mom goes "they're making a cake, let's go back home." So they go home and the mom tucked her Indo bed and says "tomorrow we will go to the zoo." And so the next day they go to the zoo and two monkeys are going at it and the girl goes "my mommy, what are they doing?" And the mom goes "they're making a cake let's go back home." And so they go home and the girl goes "mommy, did you and daddy make a cake last night?" And the mom nervously says "n-no why?" And the little girl goes "because I licked the icing off the couch."
You mama so fat she was mistaken for Eric cart man form South Park
what has 4 legs and 1 arm?- -a pitbull in a children's play area
I was walking to the park and a mystery killed came and shot me 😥😥😥
