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Pussy

Bozo · 3 years ago

you heard him, quit being a pussy

A cartoon image of a turtle with a sword. The text on the image says "Quit being a pussy and confess to your crush already."

Pee

😝 SWEET B*TCH😝 · 3 years ago

gomgjg

A light gray dog looks surprised with wide eyes. A hand is holding a yellow flower near its nose. Above, the text reads, "DUDE, I JUST PEED ON THAT..."

Newborn

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

An image of an orange cat looking directly at the camera. The text above reads: "the newborn i microwaved watching me go to heaven because i confessed my sins while he's stuck in purgatory for not being baptized."

Shower

EnochTyr · 2 years ago

oh, does that mean he a pedo!

A cartoon drawing of a shower head with a small face. The text says: "Every naked person I see turns me on."

Lingerie

Shitpost master-general · 8 months ago

A screenshot of an online comment section. The top comment by 'sissyslutforyouonly' reads: "I wore my mom's lingerie and got off to imagining my dad doing me (I'm not a girl)". A reply by 'dave_mustains_stolen_riff' features a black and white image of a war-weary soldier with a thousand-yard stare, looking intensely into the camera.

Cat

Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

A tabby cat is behind a cage. Next to the cat is a white piece of paper that says: "It has been 2 day(s) since I smacked someone for no reason."

Dick

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A meme featuring a portrait of John F. Kennedy next to a block of text that reads: "I'm over here stroking my dick. I got lotion on my dick. Rn, I'm just stroking my shit. I'm horny as fuck man. - John F. Kennedy"

Grandpa

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a conversation on a dark background, showing three comments from an anonymous user labeled 'AG (Anon)'. The first comment, posted '4 minutes ago', says 'No shit, you said that before.' The next two comments, posted 'now', read: 'I am also gay, I wish my grandpa would let me fuck him' and 'But for now I guess i'll just have to settle with raping my dog'.

9/11

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A meme featuring two Kermit the Frog puppets. The left one looks to the right with the text "BUSH DID 9/11" above. The right one has a dark hood over his head and the text "NO I DID" above.

Text message

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A text message screenshot with the sender "Cosmo" stating "I gotta tell you something" and then "I'm gay".

Wife

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A screenshot from what looks like a children's show, showing a man in an orange shirt in the center with Elmo and another muppet next to him. The text says: "While the rest of them are telling Mr. Johnson not to jump, Elmo antagonizes him by telling him he fucked his wife too."

Father

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A black and white comic strip depicting Darth Vader telling someone, presumably his son, about his conception. The text reads: "I AM YOUR FATHER! NO! No, that's impossible! Actually, it's very possible. I think it's time we had "the talk". You see, I stuck my penis into your mom's vagina. From there I- 20 long minutes later... Then I went uhhhh gghha aaa! Oh, BABY! And that's how you were created. I...I don't know how to take this all in. That's what your mom said LAST NIGHT! NOOOOOO!"

Car Accident

what’s dudeese · 4 months ago

Cheese

Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

A small, light-orange and white kitten sits on a grey blanket with white stars. The text "i eated a cheese" is overlayed on the image.

Crush

Haminations Bryson · 5 days ago

POV: you to nervous to ask your crush out, but then your best friend tells about you to your crush, and then your crush looks at you, and then walks towards you to ask you out, and you say yes.

An illustration of a stylized chibi character resembling The Collector from The Owl House, looking down shyly with a slight blush and a smile. The character has a face split into a grey moon and a dark night sky with a star-shaped eye, and is surrounded by graphic stars and a crescent moon on a black background.

Donut

Shitpost master-general · 8 months ago

A screenshot of a Twitter thread. The original post states, "if i had a dick i'd stack donuts on it". The reply begins by participating in the crude joke, saying, "Yeah I probably get 2 or 3 donuts ahaha," before abruptly transitioning into a detailed murder confession, providing the location (Sam Houston National Park 30.535993, -95.645309), depth (7.3 feet), and the victim's name and age (Josef Kalic, 34 years old), and the date of the crime (2006).

Rumor

RapBoat · 2 years ago

A picture of the face of a person superimposed on the superhero Flash, with the text: "It was ME, Kendrick!! I spread those p3do rumors about myself to trick you! haha you fell for it. IT WAS ALL ME KENDRICK!!!"

Chat

Anonymous · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Discord chat between two users. The first user, with the name Doll, admits to being hypersexual and horny. The second user initially responds with understanding, but then states that they were thinking of the first user while they were having these feelings. The first user responds with "That's bad."

Teacher

Jump the Border · 3 years ago

I confessed to my crush in preschool. Unfortunately, she rejected me. I just carried on and got right back to teaching.

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