Writer memes

The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.

Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?

Why did the author go to the emergency room?

His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.