Your mum is so fat she gets hit by a parked car
What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur
Jurassic park
what’s grey and can’t fly? a parking lot
What’s black and sits at the top of the stairs ??? Rosa Parks Lol
We got a. Number one victory royale, yeah Fortnite we boutta get down! Get down! Ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town! My friend’s gone down, I revived him now we’re heading southbound! Now we’re in the pleasant park street, look at the map, go to the marked sheet!
Bird On the beach: seagull Bird by the bay: bagel Bird down south philly Walmart parking lot: illegal
I'm Jessica and I really want to talk to Ashton Parkes
Why dont Orphans go to the park?
Because they're parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
"what do you do with your free time" "I stalk" "really i enjoy walks in the park going to the movies and having out with friends" "I know"
How did the guy rob the water park?
He used a water gun
LOL 💦🔫💧🌊
The best quote by king jong un. Meeting girl in park is good. But parking meat in girl is better
Meeting a girl at a park is good. But parking meat in girl is better
jill went up to a bar to play a game of pool then jack came in and asked jill if she wanted to ride in his new car she said i have to think then jack said at least let me by you a drink after 5 drinks he asked again this time she said yes so they got in the car and jack and jill roed up a hill to to jacks home then jack said (close your eiys i got a supries )so jack lead jill to his room then said open your ies so jill opend her iese then jack got them some red wine jack got drunk and unzipped his fly and jack said i know you wana she said no way so jack gave her one more drink then she passed out then jack ripped all his close off then he did the same to jill then he did it till 3am
My wife and I were at he park with our little princess today. We decided to go back home, then some jerk had the nerve to shout "Stop those two! They have my daughter!"
my friend lives in a caravan park his parents named him money because they thought it was a type of currency
Ashton Parkes
Why can’t orphan have a good childhood because they could not go to Theme parks😅😅
LLB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land cos Shrek likes to poop
Shrek- should I pull the trap
*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*
LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB
I went to the park full of black men, I ended up fucking em all
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgory, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour
