Own Jokes

I was walking with my black best friend and he was meeting my parents and after I got there they said who’s this? I said well I own him

If I had kept all my two cents to myself, I'd have enough money to publish my own newspaper now.

My girlfriend left me today for spending my own money. What a bitch I spend a fair amount of money on her for her clothes and airforces but as soon as I spend a $100 on hookers she leaves me

Why did the Texas cow own its own dachshund? The cowboy told it to "get along little doggie".

“Your mother has been with us for 20 years,” said John. “Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?” “My mother?” replied Helen. “I thought she was your mother.”

I was walking home when i saw a children crossing the streets on his own. I went towards him and tap his shoulder and said "hey Little kid, you are not suppose to be walking on your own."the kid turns out to be a dwarf.

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*at school* nobody:do u want nuts me: wait u have some nobody: yeah their my own me: :0