I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
Ownership Joke
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This ain't rocket science. The dude is implying he owns his black friend, playing on the history of slavery. It's funny because, you know, owning people is kinda frowned upon these days, especially after that whole slavery thing. I know you are not so bright but I hope you understand.
Rylee ੈ♡˳
OH GOD.