Own Jokes

I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.

Just think when we getting fucked we make our own food

This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum, joke's on him, I have two dads.

How did Jesus become self sovern? He screws himself and becomes his own creator.

A student got a bad lettered grade so the next day he came back with his own lettered grade in his backpack an A....... K47

Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop? So that he could design his own “ website “.

A kid named billy get his lunch money stolen at school. The bully later gets his allowance, the lunch money and his wallet taken by his father. The father then gets all the money taken from his by the bully’s grandfather along with is own wallet. The grandfather then takes the money and gets it stolen by billy along with his own wallet.

Joe Biden doesn’t follow his own fkn mask mandate.

What's the difference between three dead babies and a ferrari

I don't own a ferrari

When I went to the basketball pitch I saw a man dribbling his own balls

My kids told me to have a good day, so I left them to their own devices and hoped for the best.

SOOOO my sister said her first bad word yesterday. Shit. My mum was like what did you just say child??? Sister: I said the cat shits inside like the dog shi- uh oh...... Now I've avoided this stuff by making my own word: Sugarplum. Sugarplum = shit...

My sister made some pie and it tasted horribly... so I said this.... This pie is very sugarplum-y. She said what do you mean by that? I said It tastes like sugarplums...

My dad died, so I dug his grave. I was asked why I murdered him, I answered "Guess we'll never know who did it because he dug his own grave." My father was William Afton.😝😝😝😝😜😜🥱🥱🥵🥵🥴🥴🥴😩😩😃😃🤗🤗🤗🤗🤫🤫🤫🤫😊😊😊😊😊😉😘🥰😍🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🥴🥴🥴🥴🤕🤕🤕🤒🤒🤒🤧🤮🤮🤮🤮😩😬😣😳🌛🥶🤧🥵😩😫🤧🤑🌜🥵😦😳😮🙁😢🤐😫🌜🤤😘😫😬🥱😘🥴🤣🙂😑😏😑😏😏

I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot. Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.