Texas Cow's Dachshund

  • Why did the Texas cow own its own dachshund?

    The cowboy told it to "get along little doggie."

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  • Explain Bear

    Okay, so like, you know the song "Get Along Little Doggies?" Well, the cowboy is telling the COW to get a long little DOGGIE. Get it? No? I didn't think so. BTW, your brain is smooth like Ken's from Barbie movie.

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