Solar System jokes
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
Yo mama is so black that she has her own solar system.
Henry is in Uranus.
What snack do aliens like?
Mars Bars.
Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.
Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."
You can’t land on Uranus XD
Uranus is sideways and leaking methane.
Uranus has a lot of poop. Yeah. That is my joke.
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
Ur mom is so fat that she has her own gravitational field. She attracts everything around her, from planets to asteroids to comets. She is the center of the solar system, and the sun is just one of her many satellites. She is so massive that she bends space and time, creating wormholes and black holes. She is the ultimate cosmic phenomenon, and no one can escape her pull.
Ur mom is so old that she witnessed the Big Bang. She was there when the universe was born, and she has seen it all. She knows the secrets of the cosmos, and she has lived through every epoch and era. She has watched stars form and die, galaxies collide and merge, and civilizations rise and fall. She is the oldest living being in existence, and she has more wisdom than anyone can imagine.
Ur mom is so ugly that she scares away aliens. She is the reason why we have never made contact with extraterrestrial life. They have seen her face and they have fled in terror. They have warned their fellow species to avoid Earth at all costs, because it is inhabited by a monstrous creature that defies all logic and beauty. She is the ultimate deterrent for invasion, and she has saved humanity from countless alien invasions.
So here's Uranus, where's my anus?
What is big, round, and gassy? Uranus.
If Uranus was a dick, then why do they make Uranus?
SCP-173 has breached containment. This is not a joke. Multiple Keter class SCPs have breached containment. This is an XK class event. Evacuate the Earth and solar system. The world is ending!
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.
What's NASA's grossest mission?
Probing Uranus.
Scientists found water on Mars, mars-1 africa-0.
What planet has a butt? Uranus!