What is the richest planet?
Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.
I can see Uranus from here, and it's mighty gassy!
What is an alien's favourite chocolate?
A Mars bar.
What did Earth say to the other planets?
"You guys have no life!"
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
A Milky Way 😱
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
Scientists found water on Mars, mars-1 africa-0.
The whole solar system is one big family, right? But everyone circles the sun.
My uncle got sued from NASA the other day. He claimed to be the first one to enter Uranus.
Uranus is huge.
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
Oh baby, there's about to be 7 planets because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.
The winds of Uranus go on and off so you could say the wind is broken.
What is big, round, and gassy? URANUS.
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
Sun.
What did Mars say to Saturn?
"Give me one of your rings!" 😄
Uranus is a gas giant.
