I can see Uranus from here, and it's mighty gassy!
What did Earth say to the other planets? -- "You guys have no life!"
You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.
What is the suns favorite chocolate bar? A Milky Way π±
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the whole solar system is one big family right? but everyone circles the SON.
The winds of Uranus go on and off so you could say the wind is broken.
What is big, round, and gassy? URANUS.
Sun
What did Mars say to Saturn: Give me one of your ringsπ
Teacher: whatβs the closest planet. Kids yell: sun. Except for one. Other kid: Uranus. Teacher: Uranus? Other kid: Yeah, itβs right there.
uranus floats around in space
Scp 173 has breached containment this is not a joke multiple keter class scps have breached containment this is an xk class event evacuate the earth and solar system the world is ending
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Why do planets circle the son?
Cuz they like the game of ring- around the- rosy.
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