Solar System

Solar System Jokes

Earth

What did Earth say to the other planets?

"You guys have no life!"

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  • Uranus

    Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.

    Fat

    You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.

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  • Sun

    What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?

    A Milky Way 😱

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  • Mama

    Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.

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  • Family

    The whole solar system is one big family, right? But everyone circles the sun.

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  • Uranus

    My uncle got sued from NASA the other day. He claimed to be the first one to enter Uranus.

    Uranus

    Oh baby, there's about to be 7 planets because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.

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  • Uranus

    The winds of Uranus go on and off, so you could say the wind is broken.

    Uranus

    I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?

    Uranus

    Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"

    Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."