Orphan

Orphan jokes

How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.

Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.

People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.

You're an orphan and blind. You have cancer. You will die in 3 days. Merry Xmas!

Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.

What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.

An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."

Why do orphans get in trouble at school?

Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.

Ring.. Ring.. Yes this is Dave from the Orphanage, "you make 'em we take 'em", how may I be of service?

What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?

Candy is something everybody wants.