Orphan jokes
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
Dad?
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
Why did the orphan kill himself?
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone too.
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
How does an orphan call his parents?
"..."
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
Ur dad is gay!
Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.
I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ur dad
Omg, I'm sooooo sry!!!!!
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.