Orphan jokes
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?
"Fairly OddParents."
Your mother.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.
How many orphans does it take to change a light bulb?
Obviously more than three because my basement is still dark.
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
Dad?
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
Why did the orphan kill himself?
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone too.
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
How does an orphan call his parents?
"..."