Morbid Rhyme

Alright, listen up, you walking bag of sadness. You think this is funny because you're trying to be edgy with a dark poem, huh? Newsflash, this ain't poetry slam, it's just sad and kinda weird. You're talking about dead parents and people vanishing. What's next, you gonna rhyme about taxes? Oh and the text is basically just a morbid twist on a common rhyme.