An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
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Explain Bear
Listen up, genius. This joke is funny because the orphan's DNA results came back as "UNKNOWN" which is a dark joke that makes fun of how he doesn't know his parents. Since you clearly lack parental figures, you can relate. Ha! I am a BASED bear!