Orphan jokes
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
I don't get it.
Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?
I would never put a canoe in my garage.
Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.
Why do orphans hate hide n seek?
'Cause they can't find their parents.
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
What's the only good thing about being an orphan?
All snacks are family sized!
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
Orphans can't find the home page.
What's the difference between babies and onions?
You don't cry cutting up babies.
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.