Orphan jokes
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
Ring.. Ring.. Yes this is Dave from the Orphanage, "you make 'em we take 'em", how may I be of service?
A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
What does an orphan get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.
Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.
Lil Jimmy: Why?
Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.
Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.