Orphan jokes
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
What's the only good thing about being an orphan?
All snacks are family sized!
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
Orphans can't find the home page.
What's the difference between babies and onions?
You don't cry cutting up babies.
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
Why can’t Santa have kids?
He only cums once a year.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remembered, they're gone.
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.