Orphan jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone too.
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
How does an orphan call his parents?
"..."
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
Ur dad is gay!
Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.
I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ur dad
Omg, I'm sooooo sry!!!!!
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
I don't get it.
Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.