Why can’t kids at an orphanage play hide and seek?
Because no one’s looking for them.
A German priest went to America for a few months. Unfortunately for him, he did not speak the best English. He stayed with a beautiful, young single woman who worked at a nearby orphanage.
Every day, he visited her in the orphanage, and he always brought her small gifts, and of course to the young children.
The young woman thought the priest was flirting with him, and she knew he was not married. She left that thought in the back of her mind for a few weeks.
A few weeks later, she finally brought up her nerve to ask him. She asked him why he always visited her, and why all the gifts for her and the children.
Of course, due to his bad English, he struggled a bit with his sentence, but he said in his thick German accent, "Vell, I visit you and your, your littles, because the kind girls here are very beautiful and cute.
She was quite amused, and blushed a bit. The man was also a bit nervous, and appeared to want to leave her office. The Priest then excused himself, and went to read the orphans a bedtime story.
He then muttered to himself, "Ach, she's catching on to me! Stupid! Zey are called little girls and boys, not child boys and girls."
why cant orphane play baseball? they cant find home
one time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent
what does a orphan and a military man not have in common, neither gets to go back home
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
Why do orphans cause trouble at school?
So the teachers will call their parents.
Kid: What is an orphans favorite breakfast? Teacher: What? Kid: Fruity pebble with water Teacher: Why water? Kid: Cause it's dad never came back with the milk
me: are you an orphan? orphan: yes how did you know and what gave me away? me: where's your parents? orphan: died and i have a phone why? me: because it has a home button.
Why can’t orphans have phones Because it has a home button
Why are orphans so bad at baseball Because they can’t get a home run
Why can’t orphans have phones Because it has a home button
Why don’t orphans play baseball Because they can’t get a home run
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Why are orphans so bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house looks like
why cant orphans have cookies? They are home made
What’s missing from a orphans iPad
The home button
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love
What do orphans and garbage have in common? They’re both in the street and no one wants pick them up
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes
Religion crashes them.
