Orphan jokes
In the morning, I become a cereal killer. Stepped on a corn flake.
Then there was the run-in with a pair of orphaned Rice Krispies. Snap. Crackle. No pop.
I've been taken into custody as a cereal offender and am about to be put on trial in Food Court. I fully expect them to sentence me to Life.
Yo mama's so—oh wait, you don't have one.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite porn site?
A: Motherless.
Why can orphans stay out until whatever time?
Because their parents won't tell them when to come home.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A wishlist.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors?
Surrounded by loved ones.
What’s the best thing about dating an orphan?
You don’t need parental consent.
What does an orphan call a kidnapping?
A surprise adoption.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked at least.
Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
What type of chip can orphan's not eat? The Lay's Family Size chips!
Do you think we should ask the orphan's parents' permission?
Wait... nevermind.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
An orphan walked up to St. June's Family Hospital.
Doctor: "Sorry kid, you can't be in here."
New teacher: "I was an orphan when I was young."
Student: "But!"
Teacher: "Is something missing?"
Student: "Your parents!"
Doctor: "I am so sorry, I cannot see you today."
Orphan: "Oh, okay. What about tomorrow?"
Doctor: "No, I can't see you ever."
Orphan: "Why?"
Doctor: "Because I am a family doctor."
Why did the orphan go to church?
It was because he was looking for someone to call "Father."
Do you know the F in "orphan" stands for family?
There is no F in "orphan".
Exactly.