Orphan jokes
Why are orphans so bad at playing poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Pretend you're an orphan and I'm telling you a joke:
Your mom.
Why can't an orphan ever play baseball?
Because they never found home.
If an orphan gets a girlfriend, they finally have someone to love them.
How do you know an orphan is telling the truth?
When they swear on their mother's grave!
I made a website for orphans.
It's all about parents who want children near their location.
What do you call an orphan being kidnapped?
A surprise adoption!!
Why is it so hard to play hide-and-seek in an orphanage?
Because nobody is looking for them.
You want to know how to spot a foster kid?
Them carrying their whole life in a Hefty trash bag.
If you’re bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What kind of beer is an orphan's favorite?
Foster's!
Why do orphans hate the letter F?
Because the F stands for the family that didn't want them.
Orphans might as well join the military or a gang because they have no family.
What's the number one thing in an orphan's search history?
"How to find a family."
Why was the orphan so good at baseball?
Because his coach said, "Go long or go home."
What do atoms and parents have in common to orphans? You can't see either of them.
The quiet kid, orphan, and school shooter walked into a bar, and he ordered a beer.
The only thing the orphan learned from his dad is the hide-and-seek skill to hide for 18 years. He tried it out; now he has infinite milk.
They didn't know where to put the orphan. He was returned from the hospital he was born from; the parents gained one cent, while the orphan gained potatoes as friends.
An orphan told me people kept bullying him, so I said, "Tell your parents."