Orphan jokes
Orphans might as well join the military or a gang because they have no family.
What's the number one thing in an orphan's search history?
"How to find a family."
Why was the orphan so good at baseball?
Because his coach said, "Go long or go home."
What do atoms and parents have in common to orphans? You can't see either of them.
The quiet kid, orphan, and school shooter walked into a bar, and he ordered a beer.
The only thing the orphan learned from his dad is the hide-and-seek skill to hide for 18 years. He tried it out; now he has infinite milk.
They didn't know where to put the orphan. He was returned from the hospital he was born from; the parents gained one cent, while the orphan gained potatoes as friends.
An orphan told me people kept bullying him, so I said, "Tell your parents."
In the morning, I become a cereal killer. Stepped on a corn flake.
Then there was the run-in with a pair of orphaned Rice Krispies. Snap. Crackle. No pop.
I've been taken into custody as a cereal offender and am about to be put on trial in Food Court. I fully expect them to sentence me to Life.
Yo mama's so—oh wait, you don't have one.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite porn site?
A: Motherless.
Why can orphans stay out until whatever time?
Because their parents won't tell them when to come home.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A wishlist.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors?
Surrounded by loved ones.
What’s the best thing about dating an orphan?
You don’t need parental consent.
What does an orphan call a kidnapping?
A surprise adoption.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked at least.
Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.