Orphan jokes
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?
"Fairly OddParents."
Your mother.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.
How many orphans does it take to change a light bulb?
Obviously more than three because my basement is still dark.
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
Dad?
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
Why did the orphan kill himself?
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.