Why was an orphan loving school?
Because the people actually came back.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
I was naughty at school and my teacher said she's going to tell my dad. I was like, "Who's that?"
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.
Why did the orphan sleep outside? ... Because he gets to wake up to Mother Nature.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.