Orphan jokes
What do orphans have in common with mute children?
They can't talk to their parents.
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
The orphan asked a genie to become Batman. Then he went home and saw his parents dead.
God, I love telling children their parents love them, but only on April Fools'. They're orphans, after all.
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.
This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
Why was an orphan loving school?
Because the people actually came back.
Deez nutz!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
I was naughty at school and my teacher said she's going to tell my dad. I was like, "Who's that?"
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
Why did the orphan sleep outside? ... Because he gets to wake up to Mother Nature.
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)