Organization

Organization jokes

Cop

    • Friend: How dark IS your humor?

    Me: It started an organization against cops.

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    • Brownie

    • Joe Biden walks into the White House kitchen.

    "Are those brownies I smell?" he asks.

    "Indeed, they are," he was told.

    "Gee," he says, "they smell nothing like Girl Scouts!"

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    • Organization memes

    Olympics

    • Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:

    Kleenex

    Depends

    Bicycle Helmet manufacturers

    Velcro Shoe manufacturers

    Steven Hawkings Publishers

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    • NASA

    • Everyone: What does NASA mean?

    NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.

    Everyone: What does NASA mean?

    Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.

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    • Orphanage

    • What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?

    Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.

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    • Weapon

    • 💡 idea. Start a confidential organization that only recruits via invite. Stockpile heavy duty weapons in an si when the time comes we can defend America from any domestic threat. *just a silly idea*

    The image shows a painting of the founding fathers signing a document above a US flag, and an assault rifle. Text on the image reads: "2nd Amendment has nothing to do with hunting or home defense. It's about defending our freedom from oppressive government."
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    • Organization memes

    Community talk

    • One moth ago, on November the twenty fifth, I spoke to someone who I could just talk and talk and talk to. And that person could talk and talk and talk back to me. While that person does have a fondness for yapping, something was just different. She could open up to me about things she kept hidden, and I, the same. I felt like I got something from a talking to that person that I didn’t get out of anyone else. And th… Read more

    • Chapter One Part one - Foundations Nevelah was not always a Nevelah—a carcass. It was once the creator of all humanity. A young man named Mavet. Mavet was the first and only human to exist, born when the Earth collided with the Spear of Organs. The Spear, now a shield protecting the Earth and all of "human," brought forth a being far from understanding. The word "human" itself comes from Nevelai, the original langua… Read more

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