Structure jokes
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
These jokes are weak like the structure of the towers.
What did the fish say before he hit the wall? -- "Oh, dam."
Q: What makes depressed kids jump?
A: Bridges.
Why should you be wary of stairs? -- Because they are always up to something.
Why does the nucleus feel trapped?
Because it’s inside a cell!
What runs around a yard without actually moving? A fence.
I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said, “Let me break it down for you like the Twin Towers.”
How do you create the world's quickest human pyramid?
Turn on the gas chamber.
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over? The I Fell Tower!
What goes up and down but stays in the same place?
Stairs.
If you had the strength of an ant, you could lift the pyramid of Giza.
(Ants can lift items 20x their weight.)
What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common?
They are both twisted.
What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.
What makes depressed kids jump?
Bridges!
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
What did I say to the bridge?
Bye, bridge.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.