Structure jokes
What happens when two walls meet?
They are cornered.
What do you call a room with no doors?
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
The Twin Towers.
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
Dongs in a wait
Q: What kind of building weighs the least?
A: A lighthouse!
What do you call a cute door? A-door-able!
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.
What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
Dam!
Why did the wheel fall?
Because there were too many fat people on it.
Leo is as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?
Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can walk and a house can walk to a tree, walk home, walk, walk, and walk, walk.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Yes, houses can't jump at all.
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"