Structure jokes
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
"Is Mrs. Wall here?"
"No."
"Is Mr. Wall here?"
"No."
"Then what is holding up the walls?"
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
Why did the stairs move?
Because it was up to something!
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
Dongs in a wait
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
What is a playground that is old?
A rotten playground.
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.
Leo is as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
Walls.
What do you call a cute door?
When is a door not a door?
When it is ajar.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
"If all of these structures break we will all die."
And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!"
And he said, "It would be breaking news."
The Twin Towers.
What did one tower say to the other?
Damn, you looking PLANE!
Why is it called a building if it's already built?