These jokes are weak like the structure of the towers.
What did the fish say before he hit the wall? -- "Oh, dam."
Q: What makes depressed kids jump?
A: Bridges.
Why should you be wary of stairs? -- Because they are always up to something.
Why does the nucleus feel trapped?
Because it’s inside a cell!
What runs around a yard without actually moving? A fence.
I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said “ Let me break it down for you like the twin towers.”
How do you create the world's quickest human pyramid?
Turn on the gas chamber.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over? The I Fell Tower!
when the south tower saw the north tower collapse he say I'm still standing.
If you had the strength of an ant you could lift the pyramid of giza (ants can lift items 20x their weight)
What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common?
They are both twisted.
What makes depressed kids jump?
Bridges!
What did the tower say to its twin? "hey, is that a plane?"
What does my family and the twin towers have in common: We both played jenga
I hate stairs, they're always up to something.
Teacher: hi class today we wll learn about the song, London Bridge is falling down falling down, then one student said I thought it was "twin towers are falling down falling down"!
"If all of these structures break we will all die." And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!" And he said, "It would be breaking news."
Why is it called a building if its already built?
