Apple vs. Orphanage

What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?

Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.

Orphanage
Apple
Orphan
Fruit
Technology
Children

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is about how Apple picks apples, but orphanages don't pick kids. Get it? Little Timmy's been waiting for a family for 16 YEARS! It's dark humor because it makes light of a sad situation. Which, judging by your life choices, you probably find hilarious.