How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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Jokes about ISIS are all about the execution.
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
đź’ˇ idea. Start a confidential organization that only recruits via invite. Stockpile heavy duty weapons in an si when the time comes we can defend America from any domestic threat. *just a silly idea*
I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
Good afternoon. My name is Russell, and I am a wilderness explorer of Tribe 54, Sweat Lodge 12. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir?
What has a heart but no organs?
A deck of cards!
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.
Hi! Could I join?
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
Drawers!
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.
I was wrong about AISH workers having no value.
If you get to them soon enough after the murder, you can harvest a few organs.
