Organization Jokes

I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.

I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!

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Jokes about ISIS are all about the execution.

What’s worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ!

I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.

When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.

Al-gebra.

Hitler walks into his meeting room, turns to his trusted staff, and says, “I want you to organize the execution of 10,000 Jews and one kitten.”

Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Goering pipes up. “Mein Fuhrer, why do you want to kill a kitten?”

Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table. “You see, no one cares about the Jews.”

Everyone: What does NASA mean?

NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.

Everyone: What does NASA mean?

Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.

I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.

Good afternoon. My name is Russell, and I am a wilderness explorer of Tribe 54, Sweat Lodge 12. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir?

What has a heart but no organs?

A deck of cards!

I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.

Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.

Hi! Could I join?

I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.

I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.

Nobody still wanted them.

What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?

Organ harvesting.

Drawers!

When does a cub become a Boy Scout?

When he eats his first brownie.

My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.