Organization jokes
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What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
Good afternoon. My name is Russell, and I am a wilderness explorer of Tribe 54, Sweat Lodge 12. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir?
What has a heart but no organs?
A deck of cards!
Q. Why did the pimp buy a journal?
A. To organize his thots.
When does a cub become a Boy Scout?
When he eats his first brownie.
People ask me, "Are you an organ donor?"
"Yeah, over my dead body!"
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Craps on your organ.
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.
Hi! Could I join?
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.