Organization

Organization Jokes

Orphan

I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.

Calendar

I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!

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Stereotype

I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.

Weapon

💡 idea. Start a confidential organization that only recruits via invite. Stockpile heavy duty weapons in an si when the time comes we can defend America from any domestic threat. *just a silly idea*

The image shows a painting of the founding fathers signing a document above a US flag, and an assault rifle. Text on the image reads: "2nd Amendment has nothing to do with hunting or home defense. It's about defending our freedom from oppressive government."

Kitten

Hitler walks into his meeting room, turns to his trusted staff, and says, “I want you to organize the execution of 10,000 Jews and one kitten.”

Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Goering pipes up. “Mein Fuhrer, why do you want to kill a kitten?”

Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table. “You see, no one cares about the Jews.”

NASA

Everyone: What does NASA mean?

NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.

Everyone: What does NASA mean?

Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.

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  • Explorer

    Good afternoon. My name is Russell, and I am a wilderness explorer of Tribe 54, Sweat Lodge 12. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir?

    Hide-and-seek

    I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.

    Orphan

    I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.

    Nobody still wanted them.

    Keyboard

    What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?

    Organ harvesting.

    Scout

    When does a cub become a Boy Scout?

    When he eats his first brownie.

    Cookbook

    My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.