Organization jokes
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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Jokes about ISIS are all about the execution.
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
Memes
Hitler walks into his meeting room, turns to his trusted staff, and says, “I want you to organize the execution of 10,000 Jews and one kitten.”
Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Goering pipes up. “Mein Fuhrer, why do you want to kill a kitten?”
Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table. “You see, no one cares about the Jews.”
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
Good afternoon. My name is Russell, and I am a wilderness explorer of Tribe 54, Sweat Lodge 12. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir?
What has a heart but no organs?
A deck of cards!
Did you hear about the streaker in church? He was caught by the organ.
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Craps on your organ.
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.
Drawers!
I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.
Hi! Could I join?
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.