Organization jokes

How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.

I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.

I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!

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What’s worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ!

I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.

Jokes about ISIS are all about the execution.

When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.

Al-gebra.

Everyone: What does NASA mean?

NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.

Everyone: What does NASA mean?

Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.

I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.

Good afternoon. My name is Russell, and I am a wilderness explorer of Tribe 54, Sweat Lodge 12. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir?

What has a heart but no organs?

A deck of cards!

I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.

Nobody still wanted them.

Hi! Could I join?

I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.

Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.

I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.

What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?

Organ harvesting.

Drawers!

Did you hear about the streaker in church? He was caught by the organ.

Q. Why did the pimp buy a journal?

A. To organize his thots.