Organization jokes
You don't need brains to be a Boss.
When the body was first created, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control all of the body's responses and functions."
The feet said, "We should be Boss since we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go."
The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money."
Finally, the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So, the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.
Within a short time, the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic, and the brain fevered. Eventually, they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!
Moral Of The Story: You don't need a brain to be a Boss----any asshole will do.
Did you hear about the streaker in church? He was caught by the organ.
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.
What do you call a retard in the military?
Special forces.
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick.
What does NASA stand for?
Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.
What's better than roses on a piano?
Tulips on an organ.
I hope you're an organ donor so your organs can go to someone who deserves them.
After work, I volunteer to help blind children. Verb, not adjective.
What has a heart but no organs?
A deck of cards!
I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.
What does NASA mean? No Apes Submit Astronauts.
Whats the difference between NASA and religion NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers
Japanese people are so cool and organized, they have their own ways of suicide.
Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
What do the initials ACLU stand for?
🤔
American Communist Lawyers Union.
What’s blue and comes in brownies?
Cub Scouts.
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.