Jokes about ISIS are all about the execution.
I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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💡 idea. Start a confidential organization that only recruits via invite. Stockpile heavy duty weapons in an si when the time comes we can defend America from any domestic threat. *just a silly idea*
The flag at NAMBLA headquarters is flying at half mast.
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
Good afternoon. My name is Russell, and I am a wilderness explorer of Tribe 54, Sweat Lodge 12. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir?
What has a heart but no organs?
A deck of cards!
Drawers!
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
Hi! Could I join?
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.
When does a cub become a Boy Scout?
When he eats his first brownie.
People ask me, "Are you an organ donor?"
"Yeah, over my dead body!"
