What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Craps on your organ.
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.
You don't need brains to be a Boss.
When the body was first created, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control all of the body's responses and functions."
The feet said, "We should be Boss since we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go."
The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money."
Finally, the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So, the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.
Within a short time, the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic, and the brain fevered. Eventually, they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!
Moral Of The Story: You don't need a brain to be a Boss----any asshole will do.
Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:
Kleenex
Depends
Bicycle Helmet manufacturers
Velcro Shoe manufacturers
Steven Hawkings Publishers
Why did the little girl flush herself down the toilet?
Because she wanted to join the Brownies.
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor.
What does NASA mean? No Apes Submit Astronauts.
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."
Do you know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"?
No, it screeches.
What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?
A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.
why is stephen hawking an organ donator?
because he saved 200 computers.
T-Series.
How to get rich Step 1: tell an orphan he will get a family Step 2: knock out the orphan Step 3: cut open the open the orphan Step 4: well there organs Step 5: do it again And nobody will call the cops cus they got no family
what is a organ lest fav holiday
crismas they wish they get parents
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
not a joke? more like not an existing organism in life.
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.
