Organization jokes

I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.

I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."

Jokes about ISIS are all about the execution.

What is the only warm organ in a dead woman?

My dick!

What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?

A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.

How do you organize a space themed birthday party?

You planet.

I donated 100 dollars to a blind children’s charity. Too bad they won’t ever see a dime of it.

What do you call a binder with no rings?

Whats the difference between NASA and religion NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers

What’s worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ!

"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"

Do you know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"?

No, it screeches.

Why did the little girl flush herself down the toilet?

Because she wanted to join the Brownies.

People ask me, "Are you an organ donor?"

"Yeah, over my dead body!"

How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?

They were always using pyramid schemes!

Underground Fruit Association of N&C (UGFA)?

We’re bananas!

I found out what DNA stands for. It's the National Dyslexic's Association.

What's better than roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

Make a wish.

Kid: I don't want to go to Disney World, I just want to keep living my life.

Make a Wish Staff: Get the F*** out!

The flag at NAMBLA headquarters is flying at half mast.

I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."