Why did the United Nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public? because the french government was using the guillotine in public on new born baby boys for circumcision
I donated 100 dollars to a blind children’s charity. Too bad they won’t ever see a dime of it.
Im doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. Its called spastics on elastics
How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.
What does the initials ACLU stand for 🤔 American Communist Lawyers Union
What person cant work at a family business? An orphan
After work, i volunteer to help blind children. Verb, not adjective.
I found out what DNA stands for. It's the National Dyslexic's Association.
Why can't skeletons play church music? Because they have no organs.
how does NASA organize their parties? they planet.
imagine getting a call and it says "welcome to Davids orphanage you make them we take them how may we help you.
Friend: How dark IS your humor Me: It started an orginization against cops
how dose nasa orgenise a party
they planet
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re then what does having sex for free make you? Non-profit wh*reganisation
https://worstjokesever.com/underground-fruit-association-of-n&c-(ugfa)
There is a feminist group in my town
It is called Gal-qaeda
(I actually got this from the simpsons, so credit to the show)
me: i'm going to steal your heart
her: omg thats so romantic!!
me, an organ trafficker: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Skeletons can't play church music, obviously. They got no organs
What does the initials NOW stand for? (A.) National Organization For Women (B.) National Organization of Whores (C.) All the above Answer: Since the initials Now can stand for anything the correct answer is all the above
Whats the difference between NASA and religion
NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers