How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
Why did the United Nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public?
because the french government was using the guillotine in public on newborn baby boys for circumcision.
I donated 100 dollars to a blind children’s charity. Too bad they won’t ever see a dime of it.
I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.
It's called "spastics on elastics."
Why can't skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.
What do the initials ACLU stand for?
🤔
American Communist Lawyers Union.
Joe Biden walks into the White House kitchen.
"Are those brownies I smell?" he asks.
"Indeed, they are," he was told.
"Gee," he says, "they smell nothing like Girl Scouts!"
me: I'm going to steal your heart.
her: omg that's so romantic!!
me, an organ trafficker: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What person can't work at a family business? An orphan.
After work, I volunteer to help blind children. Verb, not adjective.
I found out what DNA stands for. It's the National Dyslexic's Association.
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick.
What's better than roses on a piano?
Tulips on an organ.
Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"
My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.
What did PETA say when a cheetah won 5 million dollars?
You can't beat a cheetah!
Friend: How dark IS your humor?
Me: It started an organization against cops.
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.
What is the difference between the government and organized crime?
Only one of them is organized.
