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Anonymous

Why can’t skeletons play church music? Because they have no organs.

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Anonymous

How does NASA organize a party? – They planet.

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Anonymous

My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.

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Anonymous

What’s better than roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

Skeleton

FL0RIDA_0RANGES

What instrument can a skeleton not play? An organ! What instrument can a skeleton play? A TromBONE!

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Anonymous

What instrument can a skeleton never play?

An organ.

Turn

MyBodyisaCage

Suicide: Turning ones biology into complex organic chemistry.

Skeleton

Mary_Spikedemon

One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.

Pen

Anonymous

Where is a pen elephant’s sexual organs. On their feet, because if you get trampled on, you’re fucked.

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LYDIA DONOVAN

WHAT HAS A HEART BUT NO ORGANS

A DECK OF CARDS!!!

i am a bad punner

Shoes

Anonymous

Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship… targeted companies include:

Kleenex Depenz Bicycle Helmet manufacturers Velcro Shoe manufacturers Steven Hawkings Publishers

Crime

The Honorable Punjab

How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime? They were always using pyramid schemes!!

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Benjamin

What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? they organize them

Skeleton

Anonymous

Why don’t skeletons play music at the church? Because they don’t have any organs.

Stand

Anonymous

What does the initials NOW stand for? (A.) National Organization For Women (B.) National Organization of Whores (C.) All the above Answer: Since the initials Now can stand for anything the correct answer is all the above

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Daniel

How do you organize a space party?

  • You planet
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