Why can’t skeletons play church music? Because they have no organs.
How does NASA organize a party? – They planet.
My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.
What’s better than roses on a piano?
Tulips on an organ.
What instrument can a skeleton not play? An organ! What instrument can a skeleton play? A TromBONE!
What instrument can a skeleton never play?
Suicide: Turning ones biology into complex organic chemistry.
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
Where is a pen elephant’s sexual organs. On their feet, because if you get trampled on, you’re fucked.
WHAT HAS A HEART BUT NO ORGANS
A DECK OF CARDS!!!
i am a bad punner
Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship… targeted companies include:
Kleenex Depenz Bicycle Helmet manufacturers Velcro Shoe manufacturers Steven Hawkings Publishers
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime? They were always using pyramid schemes!!
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? they organize them
Why don’t skeletons play music at the church? Because they don’t have any organs.
What does the initials NOW stand for? (A.) National Organization For Women (B.) National Organization of Whores (C.) All the above Answer: Since the initials Now can stand for anything the correct answer is all the above
How do you organize a space party?
- You planet