Why did the United Nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public?
because the french government was using the guillotine in public on newborn baby boys for circumcision.
I donated 100 dollars to a blind childrenβs charity. Too bad they wonβt ever see a dime of it.
Im doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. Its called spastics on elastics
How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.
me: I'm going to steal your heart.
her: omg that's so romantic!!
me, an organ trafficker: ( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)
What person cant work at a family business? An orphan
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick
imagine getting a call and it says "welcome to Davids orphanage you make them we take them how may we help you.
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re then what does having sex for free make you? Non-profit wh*reganisation
What is the difference between the government and organized crime?
Only one of them is organized.
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