Organization

Organization Jokes

Public

Why did the United Nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public?

because the french government was using the guillotine in public on newborn baby boys for circumcision.

Charity

I donated 100 dollars to a blind children’s charity. Too bad they won’t ever see a dime of it.

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  • Charity

    I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.

    It's called "spastics on elastics."

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  • Aclu

    What do the initials ACLU stand for?

    🤔

    American Communist Lawyers Union.

    Heart

    me: I'm going to steal your heart.

    her: omg that's so romantic!!

    me, an organ trafficker: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    Brownie

    Joe Biden walks into the White House kitchen.

    "Are those brownies I smell?" he asks.

    "Indeed, they are," he was told.

    "Gee," he says, "they smell nothing like Girl Scouts!"

    DNA

    I found out what DNA stands for. It's the National Dyslexic's Association.

    Dick

    In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?

    My dick.

    Organ Donor

    My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.

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  • Orphanage

    Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"

    Cheetah

    What did PETA say when a cheetah won 5 million dollars?

    You can't beat a cheetah!

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  • Cop

    Friend: How dark IS your humor?

    Me: It started an organization against cops.

    Initial

    What do the initials NOW stand for?

    (A.) National Organization For Women

    (B.) National Organization of Whores

    (C.) All the above

    Answer:

    Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.