Why did the United Nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public?
because the french government was using the guillotine in public on newborn baby boys for circumcision.
I donated 100 dollars to a blind childrenβs charity. Too bad they wonβt ever see a dime of it.
Im doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. Its called spastics on elastics
Why can't skeletons play church music? Because they have no organs.
How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.
What does the initials ACLU stand for π€ American Communist Lawyers Union
me: I'm going to steal your heart.
her: omg that's so romantic!!
me, an organ trafficker: ( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)
What person cant work at a family business? An orphan
After work, i volunteer to help blind children. Verb, not adjective.
I found out what DNA stands for. It's the National Dyslexic's Association.
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick
What's better than roses on a piano?
Tulips on an organ.
Japanese people are so cool and organized, they have their own ways of suicide.
imagine getting a call and it says "welcome to Davids orphanage you make them we take them how may we help you.
My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.
Friend: How dark IS your humor Me: It started an orginization against cops
What does the initials NOW stand for? (A.) National Organization For Women (B.) National Organization of Whores (C.) All the above Answer: Since the initials Now can stand for anything the correct answer is all the above
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re then what does having sex for free make you? Non-profit wh*reganisation
What is the difference between the government and organized crime?
Only one of them is organized.
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