Organization jokes
How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.
Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.
Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.
My life is like... the shoe rack-
Japanese people are so cool and organized, they have their own ways of suicide.
What do the initials "MAD" stand for?
Mothers Against Democrats.
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!
Not a joke?
More like not an existing organism in life.
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Craps on your organ.
Why don't skeletons play music at the church?
Because they don't have any organs.
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.
Suicide: Turning one's biology into complex organic chemistry.
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.
What’s blue and comes in brownies?
Cub Scouts.
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.
I hope you're an organ donor so your organs can go to someone who deserves them.
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I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
Why can't skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.