How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.
what do skeletons do with thier organs they organise them
Why did the United Nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public? because the french government was using the guillotine in public on new born baby boys for circumcision
I donated 100 dollars to a blind children’s charity. Too bad they won’t ever see a dime of it.
Im doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. Its called spastics on elastics
Why can't skeletons play church music? Because they have no organs.
What does the initials ACLU stand for 🤔 American Communist Lawyers Union
me: i'm going to steal your heart
her: omg thats so romantic!!
me, an organ trafficker: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What person cant work at a family business? An orphan
After work, i volunteer to help blind children. Verb, not adjective.
I found out what DNA stands for. It's the National Dyslexic's Association.
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick
What's better than roses on a piano?
Tulips on an organ.
imagine getting a call and it says "welcome to Davids orphanage you make them we take them how may we help you.
My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.
Friend: How dark IS your humor Me: It started an orginization against cops
What does the initials NOW stand for? (A.) National Organization For Women (B.) National Organization of Whores (C.) All the above Answer: Since the initials Now can stand for anything the correct answer is all the above
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re then what does having sex for free make you? Non-profit wh*reganisation
https://worstjokesever.com/underground-fruit-association-of-n&c-(ugfa)
There is a feminist group in my town
It is called Gal-qaeda
(I actually got this from the simpsons, so credit to the show)
