I was wrong about AISH workers having no value.
If you get to them soon enough after the murder, you can harvest a few organs.
What is the difference between the government and organized crime?
Only one of them is organized.
What do the initials "MAD" stand for?
Mothers Against Democrats.
What did Mrs. Hotdog join after Mr. Hotdog joined LGBBQ+? The LGBBQ++ premium.
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Craps on your organ.
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their rap sheets in order.
People ask me, "Are you an organ donor?"
"Yeah, over my dead body!"
When does a cub become a Boy Scout?
When he eats his first brownie.
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
What do you call a retard in the military?
Special forces.
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.
Jokes about ISIS are all about the execution.
What is the only warm organ in a dead woman?
My dick!
What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?
A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.
Do you know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"?
No, it screeches.
