Gluten jokes

What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.

My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.

Come, my children, to the bread cult!

If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.

I guess Hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.

My dad went out for milk. It's been 15 years and I still have to eat my cereal dry.