Gluten jokes

What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.

My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.

Why is flour retarded?

Because it's in-bread.

Come, my children, to the bread cult!

If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.

I guess Hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.