Gluten jokes

What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.

Islamist guys and American Christian right-wing guys are both similar in that both abhor the existence of gay people, but only the Christian Right loves to eat sausages, especially the little ones, if you know what I mean...

What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?

A kill streak.

My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.

Come, my children, to the bread cult!