Spastics on Elastics

The joke plays on the stereotype of disabled people, using a derogatory term ("spastics") in a humorous way. It's funny because it is unexpected and a bit shocking. The self-deprecating element is because the user, who is disabled, is making the joke.

• Charity
• Disabled
• Call
• Jump
• Local
• Bungee

• What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump? Spasticelastic.
• I should be ashamed of myself for making all these jokes at the expense of the disabled! After all, they can't even stand up for themselves.
• Aren't paraplegics just plegics that can fly?
• Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses, some say they’re still in the air.