Organization

Organization jokes

Feminist

There is a feminist group in my town.

It is called Gal-Qaeda.

(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)

Whore

If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?

Non-profit wh*reganisation.

Government

What is the difference between the government and organized crime?

Only one of them is organized.

Difference

Whats the difference between NASA and religion

NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers

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  • Charity

    I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."

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  • Log

    This is the log reference. Use it to post your logs. Logs can be posted by Info Gatherers or Announcers.

    /{[(Log date) -Month- -Year- -Day-] -Log Title- } "-Log Information- " End of Log

    Thank you, -Connor

    Log

    "{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"

    Computer

    A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.

    Skeleton

    One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.

    Elephant

    Where is an elephant’s penis?

    On their feet, because if you get trampled on, you’re fucked.

    Orphanage

    What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?

    Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.