Organization jokes

What is the only warm organ in a dead woman?

My dick!

There is a feminist group in my town.

It is called Gal-Qaeda.

(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)

If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?

Non-profit wh*reganisation.

Underground Fruit Association of N&C (UGFA)?

We’re bananas!

I hope Stephen Hawking's an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-cart.

How do you organize a space themed birthday party?

You planet.

Whats the difference between NASA and religion

NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers

I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."

Heyo, my children, hope you haven't forgotten about our cult!

This is the log reference. Use it to post your logs. Logs can be posted by Info Gatherers or Announcers.

/{[(Log date) -Month- -Year- -Day-] -Log Title- } "-Log Information- " End of Log

Thank you, -Connor

Why did the gorilla leave the mafia headquarters for good?

"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"

What does NASA stand for?

Not A Space Agency.

A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.

The flag at NAMBLA headquarters is flying at half mast.

One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.

Hitler walks into his meeting room, turns to his trusted staff, and says, “I want you to organize the execution of 10,000 Jews and one kitten.”

Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Goering pipes up. “Mein Fuhrer, why do you want to kill a kitten?”

Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table. “You see, no one cares about the Jews.”

Where is an elephant’s penis?

On their feet, because if you get trampled on, you’re fucked.

What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?

Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.

What does NASA stand for?

Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.