Whats the difference between NASA and religion
NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers
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I decided to make to a charity bungee jump for the local disabled it's called spastics on elastics
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug" you are letting it slowly die.
Where is a pen elephant’s sexual organs. On their feet, because if you get trampled on, you’re fucked.
What does an apple company and an orphanage have that are different. Apples actually get picked.... Unlike little Timmy here.... He’s been here for 16 years..
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What Does NASA stand for ? Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong
Jokes about ISIS are all about the execution.
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
I heard that the world orphan organization has a sponsor......DC Comics
What’s worse than spiders on your piano crabs on your organ
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization. Al-gebra.
_Everyone:_ What does NASA mean ? _NASA's response:_ National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
_Everyone:_ What does NASA mean ? _Arinator's response:_ National Ariana and Space Ariana.
I hope Stephen hawking was an organ donor cause I need some parts for my go cart
WHAT HAS A HEART BUT NO ORGANS
A DECK OF CARDS!!!!!!
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i am a bad punner
I wonder if Steven Hawkins was an organ donor cuz i need new parts for my go kart
drawers! (DYM 77)
People ask me, are you an organ donor?
"Yeah, over my dead body."
