Organization jokes
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick.
Q. Why did the pimp buy a journal?
A. To organize his thots.
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor.
VAPING IS ALSO BAD
When does a cub become a Boy Scout?
When he eats his first brownie.
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
Good afternoon. My name is Russell, and I am a wilderness explorer of Tribe 54, Sweat Lodge 12. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir?
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency.
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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Me starts a cult just for fun... Just for fun!
I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.
What does NASA stand for?
Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.
You don't need brains to be a Boss.
When the body was first created, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control all of the body's responses and functions."
The feet said, "We should be Boss since we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go."
The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money."
Finally, the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So, the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.
Within a short time, the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic, and the brain fevered. Eventually, they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!
Moral Of The Story: You don't need a brain to be a Boss----any asshole will do.
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
Why did the United Nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public?
because the french government was using the guillotine in public on newborn baby boys for circumcision.
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.
What does NASA mean? No Apes Submit Astronauts.
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.