Organization jokes
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
What do the initials "MAD" stand for?
Mothers Against Democrats.
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.
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Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.
Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.
Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.
My life is like... the shoe rack-
Memes
💡 idea. Start a confidential organization that only recruits via invite. Stockpile heavy duty weapons in an si when the time comes we can defend America from any domestic threat. *just a silly idea*
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Not a joke?
More like not an existing organism in life.
How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.
What did Mrs. Hotdog join after Mr. Hotdog joined LGBBQ+? The LGBBQ++ premium.
Make a wish.
Kid: I don't want to go to Disney World, I just want to keep living my life.
Make a Wish Staff: Get the F*** out!
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
Why don't skeletons play music at the church?
Because they don't have any organs.
What do you call a retard in the military?
Special forces.
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?
They were always using pyramid schemes!
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!
Me starts a cult just for fun... Just for fun!
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
The Tupperware people came to our house. They asked my wife, "Where's the kitchen?"
Sorry, I have only lived here for 3 months, but my jewelry is upstairs in my jewelry box located in my bedroom.
I hope you're an organ donor so your organs can go to someone who deserves them.
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their rap sheets in order.