Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
What do the initials "MAD" stand for?
Mothers Against Democrats.
Not a joke?
More like not an existing organism in life.
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How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.
What did Mrs. Hotdog join after Mr. Hotdog joined LGBBQ+? The LGBBQ++ premium.
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.
Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.
Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.
My life is like... the shoe rack-
Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.
Make a wish.
Kid: I don't want to go to Disney World, I just want to keep living my life.
Make a Wish Staff: Get the F*** out!
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
Why don't skeletons play music at the church?
Because they don't have any organs.
What do you call a retard in the military?
Special forces.
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?
They were always using pyramid schemes!
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
Me starts a cult just for fun... Just for fun!
The Tupperware people came to our house. They asked my wife, "Where's the kitchen?"
Sorry, I have only lived here for 3 months, but my jewelry is upstairs in my jewelry box located in my bedroom.
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their rap sheets in order.
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
