There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?
Shrek's dick.
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
No one gives a fuck.
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"
The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"
The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"
The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"
What did one arm say to the other? "What is your address?"
What did one angry cow say to another?
We got some beef.
A: Guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like?
Q: One that has a sense of money.
Why did the adopted kid eat the last cookie? Because he was the only one left to adopt; everyone hated him.
What did one ghost say to another ghost?
"You're boo-tiful!"
A man gave me 1 dollar that was ripped and laughed away. I wonder why he did that.
He did that on purpose to trick me, then I met him in the threes.
Clear all your debts with one easy payment. Buy a shotgun and blow your head off.
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.
Older boy: UNO reverse card!
Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!
Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up.
Class: no one stands up.
Teacher: Oh c’mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *waves her finger around the left side of the room*
Little Johnny: *stands up*
Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you’re dumb?
Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you’re standing alone.
